So I don't have any older brothers or well any brothers competent enough to take out the garbage day. I know it's generally a guys job but my families all about equality so it's my responsibility.
Every other week on garbage day I bring out two bins that are full of trash. They are pretty heavy.
Anyway the garbage men must be in a perpetual state of bitchyness because they freaken destroy and throw the bins when they are done. The stupid apes tore the handle off one four weeks ago and this time I swear they took one of the lids with them!
Naturally I'm pretty pissed so I'd like to get them back. What can I do to piss them off and get away with it? Should I slit a bag and watch from the window as they have to pick everything up? Go ahead and suggest things and I might pick one.
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13 RepliesI'm just speaking from the common sense part of my brain here but... Don't mess with the guys who literally clean up your trash, it could have consequences you would never like. What if they forget that you're on their route for two weeks? That would be right funny. What if they accidentally leave rotten eggs in the trash and each forget to empty the eggs? Would you like to be the smelly house on the block? Also, trashcans are some the most poorly constructed pieces of plastic out there, for all you know, they picked up the bin and it just broke on its own. Cut them some slack, they have one of the shittiest jobs.