So I don't have any older brothers or well any brothers competent enough to take out the garbage day. I know it's generally a guys job but my families all about equality so it's my responsibility.
Every other week on garbage day I bring out two bins that are full of trash. They are pretty heavy.
Anyway the garbage men must be in a perpetual state of bitchyness because they freaken destroy and throw the bins when they are done. The stupid apes tore the handle off one four weeks ago and this time I swear they took one of the lids with them!
Naturally I'm pretty pissed so I'd like to get them back. What can I do to piss them off and get away with it? Should I slit a bag and watch from the window as they have to pick everything up? Go ahead and suggest things and I might pick one.
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3 RepliesDont blame the man, blame the machine.
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5 RepliesThey probably hate their job
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1 ReplyFill your garbage with nitro glycerin.
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1 ReplyMy father was a dustman. He wore a dustman's cap. He farted through the keyhole, and the keyhole farted back. ... Thank you for reading. You've all been great.
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1 ReplyThat's a little rude, they're doing a really bad job to make money give them a break?
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1 ReplyEdited by Zoid: 12/5/2013 11:43:37 PMI know the garbage dude that comes around these here parts. He's probably one of the chillest dude I've ever met. I offer him a snack or some water whenever I'm around when he picks up the trash. Their jobs are already pretty trashy (hue) and helping someone whenever they need it or just a kind gesture in general to someone always puts a smile on their face So suck and choke on it real good! :D
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7 RepliesITT: Shadows not listening to sound advice. What a twist...
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1 ReplyEdited by CAMMCAM: 12/6/2013 12:07:31 AMYou are severely disconnected from reality. It's pretty gross.
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7 RepliesInstead of getting them back, maybe you should be nice to them because they have a pretty rough job. Leave a kind note for them, offer them something to drink when they come by, or go out and say thank you or something. Something small that might make them happy at least for a little while.
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1 Replyit's good pay.
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13 RepliesI'm just speaking from the common sense part of my brain here but... Don't mess with the guys who literally clean up your trash, it could have consequences you would never like. What if they forget that you're on their route for two weeks? That would be right funny. What if they accidentally leave rotten eggs in the trash and each forget to empty the eggs? Would you like to be the smelly house on the block? Also, trashcans are some the most poorly constructed pieces of plastic out there, for all you know, they picked up the bin and it just broke on its own. Cut them some slack, they have one of the shittiest jobs.
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4 RepliesI think you mean [i]sanitation engineers[/i]
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2 RepliesHow about you go and be throwing other people's trash and wasted resources around during 10 degree or colder weather and in the blazing heat of summer for a day's work to maintain a life, then you stop bitching about the few times when they're in a hurry and throw something down? Not all of them might be as careless with the cans as the ones you talk about, but they still work harder than a lot of people on a daily basis. Making their job harder is a pretty great sign of your lack of maturity.
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1 Replyyou mean n iggers?
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2 RepliesWhat do you mean a guys job? You're not a girl. Suck it up and be a man. *sips tea*
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1 Replyracist
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1 ReplyEdited by faunidae: 12/5/2013 11:41:20 PMWas this at your house?
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5 RepliesLol muggles.
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6 RepliesIf you slit the bag and garbage falls out, it's your responsibility to clean it up. Their job doesn't make them have to pick up garbage from the street, and you'll just end up with a bunch of garbage on your lawn for the next however-long-it-takes-you-to-clean-it.
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1 ReplyLeave them alone Two reasons One they have pretty crappy job no need to make it worse and bins are pretty badly built they break all the time Two as someone else already pointed out if you mess with them they might mess with you.
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Their job already sucks, don't repay stupidity with stupidity. Just get some stronger cans.
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2 RepliesThat would be a dick move OP. Sanitation guys are legends.
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1 ReplyIf you did that they'd probably just leave it there and contact the local authorities about a house with littering problems.
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1 ReplyY u Hating sugar
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12 RepliesPrank them