I know this is a joke, but Chief would casually punch a hole through him
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The Rock has bigger muscles though...
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>genetically engineered spartan super soldier
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Have you seen, The Rock's, training regimen? Didn't think so.
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Oh well this changes everything
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That's silly Master chiefs a super soldier
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Super noodle soldier if you ask me. Starving African children have bigger biceps. Also The Rock doesn't take steroids.
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They should just call "the cock" cAuse that's 90% of what he eats
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Chicken is actually very healthy. I eat 4 eggs every morning for breakfast myself.
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Oh I ment the other meaning for cock not male domestic animal but a dick
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They say the mere thought of, The Rock, could turn a man gay. Seeing as how you mention/fantasize about dick so much it seems it's true.
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No wonder you act like this you have been around him too much
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When did you change your name to you?
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Oh yeah sorry I forgot how the rock save earth and humanity Oh wait that was master chief
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He is an inspiration to children and adults all over the world. Chief not so much. Chief also relies on others like cortana, arbiter, and johnson along with the whole unsc to accomplish anything.
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Well I'm not gonna bother caring on cause the rock doesn't even match master chief and his training is probably going to the pup daily The end
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Master chief mainly relies on guns and would get smashed in the ring.
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Well the rock relies on a referee so he doesn't get too hurt
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You mean so he doesn't murder his victims?
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Nah I mean so he doesn't get too hurt
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Well master chief beats the crap out of 2amd a half tall aliens but the rock doesn't so I'm pretty sure that the chief would win
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Those aliens also rely on guns becuz they suck too.
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Nah they have energy swords and master chief still kills them
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Nah he just has skills
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>Implying The Rock hasn't saved the earth
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lmao, punching The Rock would break Chief's hand Poop tier poster confirmed