The [i]last thing[/i] my offline friends need to know about is YOU fucking people.
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You have no friends.
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I met someone that reminded me of you at my school recently. He describes himself as autodidactic. He's also kind of a douche. Do you go around calling yourself autodidactic?
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I lack the discipline to be an autodidact. How else does he remind you of me?
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He uses a verbose vocabulary, he is always talking about philosophy, I'm 60% sure that he's an anti-natalist just from hearing him talk about shit, he usually tries to explain why someone is wrong even if it's obvious that they're joking, he's obsessed with grammar, and he uses the word "verbatim" quite often. I could probably go on, but you get the idea.
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You have friends?
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Multitudes.
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Well anything is believable now.
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Exactly.