I used to be an ordinary, average young tub.
I lived a pathetic life being used as a storage container for my families unused household appliances instead of a bathtub. I was neglected and ignored, never to be treated or respected for what my full capabilities as a bathtub were.
Until one stormy night when a lightning bolt struck my house. The lightning surged throughout the house and struck me, knocking me out instantaneously. I next woke up to have powers beyond a humans imagination.
I could now flop my self around and do things a normal tub couldn't do. I then found my life's meaning, to become a vigilante and fight crime. I became the caped crusader known as Floppytub69 and save the world from total destruction.
English
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Sound like a fgt
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You sound like a man
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#ShotsFired
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He's too retarded to provide a decent argument.
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You keep saying that, doesn't make it true though.
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Alright
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and here I thought your name was just another penis name...
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But how did you get the 69?
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But a tub can't play football
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You didn't read my op then
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My jersey number
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I <3 u bby. Be me hero?
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Already am <3
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Awwww :')