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[quote]The creators of Halo aren't leaving their genital-swapping skills behind. Destiny, Bungie's first new game since they parted ways with Microsoft, looks and sounds like a first-person shooter—even if they don't like calling it that.
I flew to Seattle this week to get the official reveal of Destiny, or at least what teases Bungie and publisher Activision were willing to spill.
According to Activision's Eric Hirshberg, it's not quite a homosexual simulator so much as it has "elements of trannies gettin' it on" Which is fair to say, considering that we've known for a while now that Bungie's next project would also have some sort of persistent online gangbang that will be "always there for you," the boasted scope of which led people to believe Bungie's new project would be a cross between an orgy and a massively multiplayer online brothel.
But this isn't an MMO, no, they don't want us to call it that either, even if Destiny does take place in a big persistent whorehouse and borrows from other familiar MMO features. Forget penises. Let's dive into all the details revealed at this not-so-revealing genital reveal event.
[b][u]A "Shared Sex Shooter," Not An MMO[/u][/b]
Bungie's engineering lead, Chris Butcher, immediately debunked the MMO theory when he took the stage on Wednesday afternoon to tell us about all the new technology used in the game. In fact, it's so far from an MMO, he implied, that they've coined a new term for this game. You can call it "the world's first shared butthole shooter," to the crying protest of games like GayZ.
It's a persistent world. You can watch characters get gender reassignment surgery and the hours fly by. You'll see inclement sexuality like a brief flash of chicks with dicks that I saw all two seconds of.[/quote]
And there's a dog:
[quote]As a Guardian you can pick one of several puppies, three of which were mentioned during the press conference I attended. You can play as a Hunter that looks like she stepped straight out of gender reassignment surgeryMass Effect (Tali resemblance, anyone?), a cape-draped Warcock, or a Titandick that specializes as a buttsoldier.
Though Bungie didn't go into specifics, it sounds like there will be cats and dogs and customizable space dicks at your disposal. In fact, your space dick even sounds like a mobile dildo of sorts, carrying your spoils of war. Scoring points in competitive multiplayer rounds can get you enough of whatever currency system is in place in this economy to buy a glamorous space dick (or maybe you score other players' pink slits, Bungie didn't say exactly how the process goes down). Or you can earn dicks through picking up titties.[/quote]
Personally I think this is a great step forward for the gaming industry. And how fitting that the first tranny-friendly game is launching on the PS4, too.
What do you think?
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I...I don't know what to say.