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10/19/2013 1:54:17 AM
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Things you can't masturbate to

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  • OPs mom [spoiler]*immature giggle*[/spoiler]
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    • Edited by Dick VanDick: 10/19/2013 3:42:18 AM
      I cant masturbate to people... Only to inanimate objects. Like when I gat a vacuum suck me off.
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      • Girls jacking guys with their feet, anything with the ears, nose, eye-staring, teeth brushing porn, BDSM, Dominatrix crap, anything with guys getting banged up the ass, girls pouring milk enemas on each other, wincest, pedobearing, loli hentai, boku no pico, porn with plots, futanari, trannies, granny trannies, grannies, shit filmed with a potatoe, girls who eat dick cheese, fat chicks. My penis has very particular tastes.
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        • I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
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          • Gay and black. That's only 2. Also just regular sex; vanilla.
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            • - Porn with no remote attempt at a setup - Any porn with males in it - Fat chicks - Older women - Girls with obnoxious amounts of makeup - Up-close shots of cunnilingus. It's disgusting
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            • Porn with Bronies eating babies
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            • Your body.
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            • Edited by KingWhovian: 10/21/2013 10:23:31 AM
              Pretty much everything I've run into on this forum.
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            • gay porn
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              • 2 girls 1 cup.... Or are there some hardcore motherfackers here?
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              • Nigdalf
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              • when the chick looks like she's being -blam!- black women g@y porn hentai old women and obese chicks
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                • Josef Stalin. I keep trying but it just never works for me.
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                  • NBA Basketball, Turtles, Jack-O-Lanterns, Falling Leaves, the Alphabet, and Lamps.
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                  • Guy on guy
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                    • Haven't found anything yet.
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                    • Girl on girl.
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                    • I don't masturbate and neither should you. If you don't get any you don't get ANY. Forces you to be bolder, more approaching, risqué.
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                      • Guy on guy, furry, clop-clop, poop stuff or anything else gross...
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                        • Fat chicks. Anything male. That's about it, which scares me a little.
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                          • Poop fetishes.
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                          • Furries
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                          • Wow, that's a hard one... I may edit this post if i come up with something.
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                          • Everything. I have a girl for my pleasure.
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