This is WDS #4. Sorry that there wasn't one last week (I say that as if anyone noticed). Click at the bottom where it says #WDS to see #'s 2 and 3. I'll try to get a link to #1, and if I do it will be in the body of #2. So, without further delay, here is WDS 4:
You hear that there is beta for those who preorder Destiny, so you go to GameStop, where you preordered the game, and get your code. On your way home, you are cornered by a Cabal. He pulls a gun on you and tells you to give him your beta code. What do you do?
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Wait for the LSD to wear off.
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Distract him with any/all halo games at my disposal, then run like hell!
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Go spartan on his ass and slap that gun out of my face, jam my left foot into his shin, jump up and haymaker his face, then pull my UNSC standard issue combat knife out from my sideways chest holster, and repeatedly stab the general area of his jugular. Then walk home and proceed to secure my beta participation.
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I tell him "bro, here you go, then I proceed to slam my combat knife into his fool skull. Grab my beta code, walk home. Problem solved.
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I shout "does that cloud look like a ghost to you?" And run.
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Give it to him. I already entered the beta code online at my office. The GameStop was just across the street at that point, so I went there, bought the preorder, took my receipt, came back to my desk and entered it. I walked home after hours. If that had really played out yesterday [i]when I did exactly this in real life[/i], the Cabal would find himself with a failed entry once he tried to use the code, and I would be safe at home with my place in the beta secure.
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1.(on foot route): "You do realize you're in the middle of a crowded college campus area that has a SWAT team, right?" 2.(mostly road route): keep driving.
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1 ReplyStick it is his pooper of course. Next question.
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3 RepliesKick im in da nuts
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Call trevor from gta to do the tow truck sack
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I make up a code with my Warlock skillz.
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Take the gun from him and shove it down his throat. Then go home and deal with the code.
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Tell bungie it is an emergency to let me play the game, learn how to defeat the cabal, then kill him and play my beta early... Win win situation
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Tell him "I am a guardian of the las-AHHH SOMEONE HELP" *does gta moves and gets a car and leaves*
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1 ReplyOffer him a syrup bath, duh -Waffle