I haven't and if you entered this thread, you probably haven't either. I figure if we all combine all of our intellectual power, we might find a solution to the problem. I fear that I am running out of time. It won't be long before I enter permanent forever alone status. I can already feel my window of opportunity closing. And then you'll be next. We need to hurry guys. We need to get a girlfriend before it's too late. It's time to brainstorm.
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Toast/Envelope is a surefire method
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The only way for floodians to mate is toast/envelope
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I have, but currently taking applications. Not all will make it.
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Wait hold on. I saw you on a different thread saying you were the gentleman getting all the ladies?
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I don't want to endanger any female lives with my rock-solid abs, so I have prohibited relationships and one-nighters. *quietly cries in corner*
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Sadface
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3 RepliesBut wait, did our hero Jack get the grill?
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Damn, i had a girlfriend in 4th- 8th grade, 10th - 11th grade, and first year of college. I thought only a few wouldn't have dated a girl. Although, I really do understand how hard it is for you guys/gals if you are VERY shy or insecure. Honestly, just go out with your friends, talk to people, meet new people, and just start hanging out with new friends every once and a while :) You will meet a pretty girl and hopefully, you will have some things in common, and it might lead to a relationship. Once she is your girlfriend, smack her on the booty, and give her compliments. She will like that. Surprise her with cute things as well. Oh yeah, and remember, I believe in you.
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5 RepliesMe, and I don't seem why... I'm a nice guy, but it seems that girls only care for looks nowadays...
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Nope. I gots one!
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1 ReplyEdited by Griyff: 1/4/2015 11:10:57 PMSo basically you want to combine the power of people that have no clue on picking up girls...
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If you want girls you need to go out. Or go to places where you can find girls with the same interests. Youre not gonna find them underneath your bed or couch lol. Seriously, get out your house and youll find a girl.. or tinder and just -blam!- m.
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3 RepliesI have never but the twist is [spoiler]im 13[/spoiler]
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*raises hand*
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Toast/envelope
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I've never had a serious girlfriend, I've taken a few girls on dates, but my standards are kind of high. Personally I only want to date someone who I would be willing to marry, there has to be something about them that I find captivating whether it's their personality or their body, preferably a combination of both.
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I've never had a girlfriend because every time we start to get along they always trick me in to marriage :'(
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1 ReplyI don't have a girlfriend, I have a computer.
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1 ReplyDoes a online relationship with a girl over xbox count?
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I suggest murdering the girls enemies
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[spoiler]Forever alone[/spoiler]
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Pffffft no
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Just the one actually
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3 RepliesSwallow that anxiety and just talk , be funny even if it's awkward , if you're in a bar , hype yourself up lie your ass off it ain't like she's gonna find out
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My right hand is my gf.
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36 RepliesHere are some tips for you gentlemen. I'm a guy. -Call her, don't text all the time -Don't text or call her too much -If she is the one texting, calling especially, then she into you -Confidence is key, but don't be a dick -Use your damn manners -When you compliment her, be specific( makes her think you care, jk) -Look nice, but not desperate -Don't introduce her to your dumbass friends for a while, let her adjust to your dumbass first -If a girl actually decided to date you, then she likes you for your personality, not just looks. So don't be self conscious -Don't let her go through your phone, scary shit right there -If you are shy(like me) accept it. Then work towards getting better. If you become her friend first, it will be a hell of a lot easier to ask her out. I'm 14 btw. This is just based on my experience Any women wanna respond and tell me if I am even close to right?