I haven't and if you entered this thread, you probably haven't either. I figure if we all combine all of our intellectual power, we might find a solution to the problem. I fear that I am running out of time. It won't be long before I enter permanent forever alone status. I can already feel my window of opportunity closing. And then you'll be next. We need to hurry guys. We need to get a girlfriend before it's too late. It's time to brainstorm.
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8 RepliesMe, and I'm fifteen. Is that bad?
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Not even something you should rush into. Talking about serious relationships here, not high school drama. I got my first girlfriend after I'd just turned 18, she was nearly 21. Came to love her to bits and we had amazing chemistry, but I wasn't prepared for the mental stresses of having a girlfriend; I acted like I was still single even though I wasn't. And I didn't know how to the deal with the inevitable arguments and troubles that come with any relationship. Honestly bro just date and -blam!- around until you're in your 20s at least. I'm 19 now, been single nearly 8 months (phuck that's gone by fast) and have no desire to be in another relationship for a good while now.
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I've dated so many girls and then it finally dawned on me that it's a complete waste of my time so now I'm single!
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I'm a gay man, and I have had gf's from elementary school on up through start of high school.. step up your game bub. Lol [spoiler]be funny and confident.. acting like you don't want it helps too[/spoiler]
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I actually find it funny how much someone changes during and after a relationship. A friend of mine dated this girl (forget how long), but he said it's great to have one and I should start opening my eyes a little more. However, when they split, he thinks all girls are bitches and that all you need is a -blam!- buddy. -blam!-ing confused as hell.
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Edited by half an idea: 1/5/2015 3:06:25 PMFind a girl who will give you oral lessons, both types get her to ask out the girl you want to date nothing ever got me attention in a club more than my best GF standing up on the bar in a club and yelling " that's him... He gives great head." Pulled. [spoiler]thats how to ask out a room.[/spoiler]
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I dated when I was 15 she split up with me said I was an ass hole but was worth staying friend with. So we stayed friend. But I took it to heart and decided to never date again just have as much fun with as many different girls as possible, it went really well. ;) I eventually worked up the courage to ask her out again, but this time I had had a lot of practice. now she says I'm the best of a bunch of ass holes she's dated ;) The moral of the story is to marry your dream girl you just have to be less of an asshole than every one else :)
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Never had a girlfriend, and don't want one either. I'm in school and studies should be the first thing that pops on my mind.
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I've never even met a girl before I feel like I've posted that same exact thing in this thread before. HMMM
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GFs are overrated.
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1 ReplyHad three Broke up with the first one Second one died Married the third one then she died
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3 RepliesEdited by DuuJ: 1/5/2015 1:59:12 PMFor all the guys looking for advice 1. Look good, smell good and have good hygiene 2. Don't do neckbeard stuff. And don't act like a complete nerd. 3. Learn how to talk to girls. Female friends are great for this. 4. Work out and be confident. Don't get arrogant. 5. Find nice girl and talk. 6. Profit. I know this is very vague but go into all these steps in detail. All these things perfected might take maybe a year to achieve.But this advice may also be a load of horseshit as I'm on an 18 rejection streak.
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4 RepliesMe! But I'm pretty young so no worries...
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2 Replies[i]Girlfriend[/i]?! No, don't think I've heard of those. Does Walmart sell them, or something?
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3 RepliesLets do the math: Gaming+engineering+college+job+ginger='No Time Left for You' by Guess Who. [spoiler]http://m.tickld.com/x/10-jokes-only-engineers-will-understand Check number 8[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesI'm 4 ft 11 what girl is going to want to date me?
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1 ReplyConfidence and humor are key
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I came into this thread to take pity on OP
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3 RepliesThis thread is why you will never ever have girlfriends, women aren't like a shiney pokemon. You don't get one from trying hard, or playing lots. Its an rng engine based system.
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Should be dating part on here
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List of what i've had: 2 days, in 7th grade 1 week, Junior year HS AKA next to nothing.
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2 RepliesI haven't had a girlfriend, probably because I'm a straight female.
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I am someones girlfriend.
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Toast/Envelope is a surefire method