I haven't and if you entered this thread, you probably haven't either. I figure if we all combine all of our intellectual power, we might find a solution to the problem. I fear that I am running out of time. It won't be long before I enter permanent forever alone status. I can already feel my window of opportunity closing. And then you'll be next. We need to hurry guys. We need to get a girlfriend before it's too late. It's time to brainstorm.
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I don't know how I ended up here, sorry I have a girlfriend, but don't rush it'll happen and when it does you realize that women are terrible creatures that live to slowly suck the life out of you. It's very enjoyable when you do it though.
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1 ReplyHad a few first dates but nothing ever developed. I don't like girls that much they all just talk a lot about boring things.
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1 ReplyNot me, I've had a few, but I'm not too worried about that right now. I know I could go out and get one if I really wanted to. But honestly, I'm just having fun just by myself right now. That's the problem these days, guys need to learn how to have fun on their own [b]before[/b] trying to have fun with a girl.
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9 RepliesFind yourself a girl gamer then bro :) plenty of fish in the sea. I had my first girlfriend at 15 and now I'm serious with this one. And no not all douchebags get the girls! I'm a nice guy you just need to show your respect and show them how much you care!
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5 RepliesMe: So how are you? Girl: Oh fine, you? Me: I'm doing fi- *ego pumped crap face walks in* Ego boosting guy: HEY LET'S GO BANG AT MY PLACE WHILE I DEGRADE YOU AND DISRESPECT YOU. Girl: OH MY GAWD YES!!
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1 Reply20% of the guys get 80% of the girls.
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Edited by DB5: 7/27/2014 12:00:26 AMIf I may contribute something actually beneficial, the key is to not get worked up about it. The [i]worst[/i] way to go about getting a girl is being whiny about how you never get girls. Nobody wanna hear that
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I have had a few but I will give you guys the best tips. Don't be too shy and be sweet to her. Guys will call you gay but if you're trying to get a girl listen to her problems and always be there for her and she will eventually call you her bestie and once you're there she kinda almost likes you then after a few weeks of being besties confess your love for her at the right time and hopefully she feels somewhat the same. But don't expect her to say the same thing and tell her not to say it back if she doesn't mean it and tell her that you won't make it awkward and that you'll survive until you bend her will to date you. Good luck my friends (:
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*raises hand slowly*
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Why [i]wouldn't[/i] you want to be a wizard? It's rumored that at 50 you get necromancer powers!
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Edited by Bolt: 10/15/2013 1:19:59 AMHistorically, it seems that there are often a large number of males that go without mates. This has been corroborated by studies of still-existing traditional societies, in which is was observed that the "top" males often had multiple sexual partners, but more that the lower 50% didn't have any. I bring this up because if you're really bothered by being single, you should isolate why that is. If it's because it seems like the expectation is that you shouldn't be, you should know that that just doesn't make sense. Not every person can be the alpha male, and it's stupid to worry about it if it's just something you're not. There are other ways to contribute. An analogy I would draw is Meerkats. The meerkats that survey the area surrounding their dens often don't mate, and are usually the first ones to get killed. That said, the warning their sacrifice gives often saves the rest. They still contribute to the passing of genes (some that they share) even though they themselves don't pass them. An analogy could be drawn to the hundreds of millions of soldiers that have died in history of our race. Maybe that made you even more depressed, but if it did, I'd suggest changing your expectations, and figuring out [i]why[/i] you really want to be this thing that you're always [i]told[/i] you want to be.
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Never have, probably never will, don't particularly care.
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Loner for life
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*raises hand awkwardly*
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Me.........
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Solution: let's be all eachothers girlfriends!!![spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWtf? Someone bumped this old ass thread? Also how was my thread edited by someone else. What the hell is going on in here?
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Edited by afanoflafear: 7/26/2014 5:53:00 AM
afanoflafearBec Rizk ❤️ - old
[quote]if you entered this thread, you probably haven't either[/quote]I had one 3 years ago[quote]I figure if we all combine all of our intellectual power, we might find a solution to the problem. I fear that I am running out of time. It won't be long before I enter permanent forever alone status. I can already feel my window of opportunity closing.[/quote]Not to worry Creeper, you will never run out of time and that window will always remain open. Let me to tell you something about woman - this doesn't apply to [b]all[/b] woman because not all of them are the same but the truth is, woman aren't so different than men. They will easily get in bed with a hot man just like we would get in bed with a hot woman in a heartbeat. I assume the majority of floodians don't have a face which would pass for the cover photo of a magazine well not to worry, a good body more than makes up for it. I'm only a 4/10 but back in 2011 I managed to catch the attention of woman like never before after a classmate got me into training. -
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Does it count if she wasn't real?
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4 RepliesI've never had a real relationship I "dated" this girl but nothing happened and our "relationship" sucked. I don't consider her my ex or anything, she is just someone in the past now.
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8 RepliesEdited by Predator5791: 7/26/2014 3:50:45 AMI'm 24 in September (FML). In my area, there are no women that'd make an ideal girlfriend (loyal). I thought I found one at college last semester, spent a good three months with her, but when summer came around she became everything that she said she put behind her (party girl). I saw that she wasn't ready for a healthy relationship and ended it on good terms before I grew too emotionally attached. Before her, the only woman I gave the time of day was back when I was a freshman in high school. There are plenty of good looking women in my area, the problem is finding one that is [i]more[/i] than just a pretty face. Unfortunately I've never been the type that seeks only to "have a good time", even though I love teasing and flirting. ...I swear I feel like a damn woman.
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2 RepliesNever had one. Thus, due to being how old I am, I'm going to try to achieve wizard status. As my favorite saiyan said in a parody: First Immortality, then the Bitches.
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Edited by DarkSpyda04: 7/26/2014 4:20:19 AMhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/10/roxxxy-sex-robot-photo-wo_n_417976.html Ladies and gentlemen - well er- gentlemen, mostly, I have found the solution! [quote]The real aim, he said, is to make the doll someone the owner can talk to and relate to. "Sex only goes so far – then you want to be able to talk to the person," Hines said. it can already discuss Manchester United, he said. It snores, too.[/quote]
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17 RepliesI'm over twenty and I've never had a girlfriend. The more I try the more I find myself friend zoned.. I'm a nice guy. I don't understand why so many jerks get girls and I get tossed to the curb //sigh [spoiler]I just want a girl that can cook, clean up the house, doesn't nag me, has a hot body, knows that I'm smarter than her, and won't talk to me about jewelry. She has to have at least three tattoos too. But that rule can be bent. If she wants to date me she will have to get the required amount before we go any further. [/spoiler]
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It really doesn't bother me that I've never had a gf.