I haven't and if you entered this thread, you probably haven't either. I figure if we all combine all of our intellectual power, we might find a solution to the problem. I fear that I am running out of time. It won't be long before I enter permanent forever alone status. I can already feel my window of opportunity closing. And then you'll be next. We need to hurry guys. We need to get a girlfriend before it's too late. It's time to brainstorm.
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7 RepliesEdited by IForgotMyNameAlt: 12/14/2014 6:29:24 AMI [b][i][u]have[/u][/i][/b] a [b][i][u]bf[/u][/i][/b]... does that count?
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I get so much fvcking poon its not even funny
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I have a fedora, so I guess you know the answer
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I haven't...
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Ok the city I live in had 130,000 people in it. Ive had so many girlfriends that things like the following happen often. Yesterday I went to Chikfila for dinner after work around 9:45. Two of my ex's were there.
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We are together alone! Wait... that sucks
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I is a loner stoner having a boner
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We could force a grill into being our girlfriend.
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I've had lots of girlfriends. just came in to brag s/o to me
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I've never had an actual gf, but I have been on dates and have had mutual pretend gfs with girls who already have bfs, just for fun. I have many girl friends whom I chat with regularly and am no stranger to girls, but I haven't found one I want as a gf yet...sometimes I think that's an odd feeling. I know some great girls.
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Most of you are going to feed off of each others advice and just fail until you your balls drop, as opposed to the good information put out from a few other posters on here. Of course, even if you listen to the good advice, most of you apparently have confidence issues and are crashing there. Here's something you can do fairly easy, although it may sound crazy: find a cute girl, accept the fact you probably wont hook up with her (unless she digs you, then you gotta smash) and friendzone the shit out of her. Now dont be a pussy and be her -blam!-ing puppy dog, you're keeping this friendzone shit neutral, and even if you start liking her, because you're a teenager and she has a vagina, STOP. Use her as your wingman....winglady....whatever you're maverick, she's goose....or a non douchey iceman. Remember, you arent trying to be with her at all (unless she directly tells you she wants it) so dont get sappy and write her poems and shit.
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I don't consider any of them girlfriends. More like temporary experiments to mitigate my boredom.
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Depends on your meaning of girlfriend
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2 RepliesEdited by FoxTrottts: 8/6/2014 8:26:22 AMI got a date tomorrow. Deal with it, you (only some of you) filthy casuals!
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Lol this thread....
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Finally, a place where I belong
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Never ever had one iam probably to young. Just going to live life and hope it someone destined for me.
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11 RepliesI've had a few. I honestly could have had a lot more, but I'm a complete imbecile when it comes to picking up signals. My friends will tell me, "Dude, she likes you!" and I just think they're screwing with me. Later I'll find out that I actually had a shot with said girl, then I'll wallow in my idiocy for a week before I even start talking to girls again.
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2 RepliesI had a gf once... But then I popped her:(
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Edited by RaunchyRam: 8/2/2014 11:06:19 PMI've had a boyfriend, but no girlfriends. [spoiler]I'm gay.[/spoiler]
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Edited by I Heart Noobies: 8/6/2014 2:36:49 PMOp's mom [spoiler]I have had girlfriends; come and gone, and such[/spoiler]
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Edited by Dead Account: 8/6/2014 2:10:46 PMI have one.
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4 RepliesEdited by Angel of Verdun: 8/6/2014 3:27:56 AMI never have. And here's why. Girlfriend: http://i.imgur.com/ZS7R8oK.jpg No girlfriend: http://i.imgur.com/yXSJxk0.jpg