I toldy girlfriend she looked pretty today.
She replied "I don't look pretty [i]every[/i] day?!"
Apparently "no" was the wrong answer.
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U has grillfrind? T33ch meh ur wais
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Prom. Girls are preposterously desperate for a date. All you gotta to is get your foot in the door.
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I iz lion I rdy has soooo manie biches
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Hel ye
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After she asks that question I would have been like: >,> <,< Ughhhhh Me: Mom was right Her: what was that?!?!? What the fuk did you just say?!?! Me: ... I keeeeeeed
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No, it was the honest answee
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Well at least you didn't call her a fat c.unt. That never seems to go down well :(
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[i]Yeaaaah.[/i]
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I know! Right? Bad shit happens! Like getting stabbed in the foot with a pair scissors. Long story
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Omg no way girlfran! [i]Do tell.[/i]
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Tell your momma! owned
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I don't get it.
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