I can refer you to one of my 500 pound friends to give you tips that they used which lead them to have "girlfriends".
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I don't need help getting girlfriends. I just want tips on what to do when the situation occurs.
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I'm not saying they will give you advice to have girlfriends. I'm saying they'll help you give tips for a scenario. Using the tips was one of the things that got them girlfriends. [spoiler]And you know i'm obviously trolling, right?[/spoiler]
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You aren't trolling.