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originally posted in: Hackers can take control of new cars
7/31/2013 1:43:44 AM
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Jokes on them, I drive an old truck. No fancy wireless trickery shall be had.
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  • [quote]Jokes on them, I drive an old truck. No fancy wireless trickery shall be had.[/quote] [i]GHOST720 walks out to his vehicle after smugly boasting about his older truck's lack of computerized systems. He gets in his vehicle and inserts the key into the ignition. *Beep beep beep* is the last thing he hears as the car bomb detonates and incinerates the truck. The fedora wearing man leaning against a brick wall across the street whispers "No, GHOST720, the joke is on you." A smirk subtly revealed itself on his face as he walked away, GHOST720's remains smoldering in the burnt wreckage.[/i]

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  • Still better than dying in a 40mph collision because your truck probably lacks decent airbags and crumple zones. Just sayin.

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  • Its not that old. Its got ABS brakes and all that jazz, just not any of the nawfangled crap they are putting out now.

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  • Define "new fangled crap", what year if your truck(and the model would be nice).

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  • Nothing that's wireless or has a cellular signal. 2007 Ram

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  • Oh that's not old, my mom traded hers in for a 2012 a few months ago. The 2007 was pretty good though, had those adjustable cup holders that I miss. I thought you meant like a late 80s truck. Would you get something with Bluetooth(listen to phone music over speakers without wires, cars that come with it stock usually have steering wheel controls so you don't even have to touch the phone).

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  • Our 2006 is computerized. I drive a 91' Get on my level of not giving a shit about EMP.

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  • crekt me if i'm wrong, but don't the EMPs fry the wiring. there once was a solar storm on the late 1800s that knocked out either the power or telegraph lines for a city, IIRC.

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  • shut up, my truck will survive.

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  • Kickstart, no batteries, nothing electronic at all(Not even an odometer). Come at me.

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  • Helmet hair is worse than being killed by that Indonesian 14 year old. Social suicide, just like using a dirt bike as a main means of transportation.

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  • Unless, you know, you're have really short hair. And it looks badasswith a set of super-moto rims and wheels.

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  • I haven't met a single attractive girl who prefers men with a buzz cut. Just good for thought, like popcorn.

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  • I don't have a buzz cut, just making a point(Mine's still kinda short though, about half an inch on top, about half a centimeter on the side, still doesn't give me helmet hair).

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  • I am probably making a huge generalization, but I consider any hair length where only a buzzer/clipper is used a buzz cut. But yeah

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  • Get on this guy's level. Ability to burn literally anything petroleum related. Kerosene, diesel, aviation fuel, gasoline, cooking oil, etc...

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  • I read somewhere about a 2 stroke dirt bike that managed to run off of pretty much any flammable liquid, premix, propane, vodka, what ever.

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  • Most cars since the 70s have had some sort of computer to control the engine an tranny. On the NGAF level, my backup ride is a Honda Fourtrax. Quads FTW

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  • lol have fun with your tiny fuel take and small hauling capacity. All the while I am cruising out into the desert with a bed for of stuff read to wait out the apocalypse.

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  • Desert? Urdoinitwrong bro. Have fun baking in the heat and playing with scorpions, I'll be riding my quad in a secluded forest with plenty of tasty animals roaming around which I can eat. Coincidentally, it also has a few natural springs which gives plenty ofwater supply.

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  • Ditto

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