originally posted in:Giant Robot Fights
*Takes swig of space whisky*
Let's do this shit!
*Fires everywhere*
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Jaeger Missile!
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I don't even! *Takes swig of space whisky*
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*Fires Special laser that vaporises all alcohol, including that already in your blood stream* Take that!
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Oh shit.... *Reaches into hammer space drive* Ah, there we go! *Takes swig of space whisky* Now you will pay for my sobriety! *Fires plasma cannon thrice at your crotch* Hah! *Takes swig of space whisky*
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Jokes on you, this Sentinel is married... To Death! *Empties both missile bays, and fires one hand of finger lasers*
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Oh shit.... *Takes swig of space whisky and Jaeger falls backward and is almost completely dismembered* Welp, I knew that wouldn't last, guess it's time for plan B *Grabs nuke from Hammer Space Drive and presses a few buttons on it, then taps a button on belt and teleports away, but not before taking another swig of space whisky and giving you the finger*