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Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

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  • The original inventor of pizza was an inventor at heart. Throughout his whole life he thought of things to build and ways to revolutionize the world. People who knew him say he was a genius in the caliber of Einstein and Da Vinci. There was something holding him back though. From his earliest memory, his father did nothing but criticize and ridicule anything and everything he could ever do. This pejorative milieu drove him into deep depression and soul-deep hatred of his father. His only outlet was food. He started out as only a glutton. Eating empowered him in a way that he had never felt living his life under his father's thumb. Once fueled, his genius sparked a cascade of incredible ideas. Every single one of them his father decimated. His favorite insult was, "You're so stupid, you couldn't even fit a round peg in a square hole!" As you may now expect, this taunt was the impetus for the design of his very first invention, the pizza. Sadly, his father was murdered before he saw the tremendous success of his son's invention. Nonetheless, it can be known across the world that round pizza in a square box is simply the biggest "Eff you Dad!" in human history. The End.

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