-Pirates can only select the Pirate class.
-Pirate characters wear an eye-patch to fit their unlawful nature. Because of this, while using iron sights or scopes, pirates have zero depth perception and cannot focus their remaining eye properly.
-Pirates also have poor credit. Items in shops cost triple.
-Pirates weapons are in notoriously bad condition and will randomly jam.
-Pirates can only enter instances with other pirates.
-All pirate vehicle licenses have been revoked. Bicycles and moving on foot are allowed.
-Pirates are not allowed weapons above .22 calliber or 10Kw range.
-Pirates are not allowed to wear hats or headgear. Faces must be visible.
-Pirates do not clean themselves regularly. Their stench attracts extra attention from Fallen and other enemies.
-Pirates have a random chance to pass out from alcohol consumption. The chance of this occurring is quadrupled while in combat.
-Pirates are always in combat.
-Pirates automatically drop their weapon and salute when near friendly NPCs or non-pirate characters. The salute is held until the salute is returned by the higher-ranking person.
-The NPC "Andy the 'armless" cannot return salutes. Pirate characters are advised to avoid him.
-Pirate characters ambient music is replaced by "999,999 beers on the wall" sung by Joseph Staten. Joe frequently restarts due to his inability to count backwards.
-Pirate menu text consists of pictograms and letters cut out from french newspapers.
-Pirates are restricted from 1st-party peripherals and controllers. MadCatz controllers are still permitted.
-Pirate controllers constantly leak a small amount of bacon grease to keep the hands lubricated and smooth.
-Scopes on Pirate weapons are installed backwards. Triggers are also occasionally installed backwards.
-Pirates cannot use cloaks. Ascots are permitted.
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Pirate ships occasionally teleport. This would be extremely useful, but the teleport doesn't take the pirates with it.
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Pirates can't use dance emote. Done.
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Andy the 'Armless' -blam!-ing awesome!
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Know what? I would actually pay for this as an additional game mode. This sounds hilarious.
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Yeah pirates are badass!
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoW9czgQBqE]I love you.[/url] See, almost all you other casual pleb sheep missed the boat, but not Roy Galaxy. We -- on the other hand -- will be sailing away on that boat into the sunset that is a more beautiful Destiny... our Destiny.