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originally posted in: Stopping Piracy in Destiny
7/2/2013 5:55:04 PM
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-Pirates can only select the Pirate class. -Pirate characters wear an eye-patch to fit their unlawful nature. Because of this, while using iron sights or scopes, pirates have zero depth perception and cannot focus their remaining eye properly. -Pirates also have poor credit. Items in shops cost triple. -Pirates weapons are in notoriously bad condition and will randomly jam. -Pirates can only enter instances with other pirates. -All pirate vehicle licenses have been revoked. Bicycles and moving on foot are allowed. -Pirates are not allowed weapons above .22 calliber or 10Kw range. -Pirates are not allowed to wear hats or headgear. Faces must be visible. -Pirates do not clean themselves regularly. Their stench attracts extra attention from Fallen and other enemies. -Pirates have a random chance to pass out from alcohol consumption. The chance of this occurring is quadrupled while in combat. -Pirates are always in combat. -Pirates automatically drop their weapon and salute when near friendly NPCs or non-pirate characters. The salute is held until the salute is returned by the higher-ranking person. -The NPC "Andy the 'armless" cannot return salutes. Pirate characters are advised to avoid him. -Pirate characters ambient music is replaced by "999,999 beers on the wall" sung by Joseph Staten. Joe frequently restarts due to his inability to count backwards. -Pirate menu text consists of pictograms and letters cut out from french newspapers. -Pirates are restricted from 1st-party peripherals and controllers. MadCatz controllers are still permitted. -Pirate controllers constantly leak a small amount of bacon grease to keep the hands lubricated and smooth. -Scopes on Pirate weapons are installed backwards. Triggers are also occasionally installed backwards. -Pirates cannot use cloaks. Ascots are permitted.
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