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Edited by SurprisedRICK: 6/26/2013 12:29:22 AM
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First date on Friday, got any tips?

So, there's this girl I'm really good friends with. We've been talking every day for almost a year, and I really like her. I think she may like me, as well. I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, she said yes, and we're going out on Friday (we've never hung out after school alone before). On Friday, we're first going to go to the theater and see "Now You See Me". Afterwards, we'll probably just go by the local smoothie shop and just talk. Got any advice for me? This is not only my first date with her, but my first date with a girl EVER. I was thinking of holding her hand during the movie? Maybe kiss her on the cheek before she leaves? Good idea or no?

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  • Tell her that you think her mom has a nice behind. This works as a win/win because your date will be impressed with your honesty that she will ask you what you think about her behind. OR she will so disgusted with you and walk back home. She will probably be super upset, tell her mom about what you said. This will excite the mother because she's married to some guy who spends too much time at work and comes home just to sleep... so mom hasn't had any action lately. Late at night the Mom will go through daughters phone for your number and call you up for some sexy times. Trust me. Fool proof.

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  • Dress appropriately.

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  • You guys should watch Bruno

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  • When you drop her off at her house do the following. "Hey," you say, the summer night air cool yet strangely filled with desire. "*Her name*, wait a moment." As you say this, you take her hand gently as she turns toward you. Her eyes are doe-like and filled with anticipation. Her mouth is forming the most pleasant "o" shape. You can smell her perfume, accenting her nubile feminine pheromones as the faint streetlights illuminate the luscious curves of her face and body alike. You are filled with desire. She just keeps staring... expectantly. You draw her a little bit closer. [spoiler]"We'll bang, okay?" Then you walk off into the night.[/spoiler]

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    • Well my friend, there is only one way to know if a girl likes you. Here is what you have to do. Put some toast in an envelope with her name on it and give said envelope to her. Then wait for up to two days. If she gives you an envelope back..., do not open it until you get home. Get home, open it and there should be nude pics of her inside. The next day talk to her alone after or before school. Then you have to say a secret code, is the peanut butter in the potato? If she answers, No it is in the apple sauce, then she likes you. If she kicks you in the balls and runs away, then it is safe to say she is not interested. Hope that helps

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      • Just be yourself and have fun :) im sure she will have fun also , just let thing's happen go with the flow :)

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      • Well, the date is tomorrow night, so I'm bumping this for any more last minute advice. What you guys have said so far is good, I agree I won't kiss her since it's the first date. And we're both 16 for those wondering.

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      • Is she fine OP? Like damn fine? Like damn 'Sharpie Fine'?

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      • Let her know that you love her.

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        • bro I'm going on a date next week! Girl "man I loved to see World War Z, but I don't want to go alone", Me "Want to go on a date to see WWZ, now you won't have to see it alone." Girl "I'd love to!!!" The reason it is next week though is because her cheerleading and my football schedule are conflicting, but we both have the week of the fourth of July off.

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        • Put it in her butt!

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        • Watch World War Z instead. If she gets scared she might grab on to you. BAM

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        • Edited by Funkbrotha10: 6/26/2013 7:21:02 AM
          Hold her hand during the movie. Do not kiss her, give her a hug when you part ways. When you asked her did you mention the word "date" or did you just see if she wanted to "hang out"

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        • First thing I would do is cancel the movie and go somewhere a little more intimate. Secondly, pay for everything and dont accept any money from her. Third is to bring her some flowers or something she would like before you go pick her up. And last is to just have fun and dont plan a kiss or anything. Get a feel of her mood as the date progresses and if it calls for it do it if not its alright and she will actually respect you for not being pushy. I did these things and married the girl I took out this past February. Good luck OP, you got this brother.

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          • Hey man first of all good job! Realize that since she said yes she's obviously interested, don't be scared just relax and be good friends but holding hands would be a safe play or some sort of affectionate gesture because, you've been friends for this long, now you're going on a date so she's expecting something more. You're already a step ahead of me! There has been only one girl in my lifetime that I've been completely head over heels for and I was so scared by how much I liked her I couldn't summon up the courage to make a move and we stopped talking and she found a new boyfriend and it's one of the biggest regrets of my life thus far and we went on a date. A little excessive of an anecdote, I know, but as the great Wayne Gretzky once said, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so hold her hand! Treat her sweet, and don't end up shooting her new boyfriend dirty looks all the time because of an intense mix of self loathing and jealously like yours truly ;)

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            • Don't buy her any gifts, flowers, any desperate crap like that. Just relax as best you can for a first date.

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            • Keep calm in both regions, and know that she is just a girl. You could royally screw up, but you don't need to. No over-thinking, and bring up good subjects when chatting.

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            • Don't forget.

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            • Don't shit yourself

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            • Be chill. How old are you? You don't have to kiss her, its not obligatory, but definitely show her you are romantically interested so she can't take it any other way. If you do find a moment go for it, but otherwise just have fun, if you both have a good time she will want to go out again. And pay for everything, don't let her, even if she offers, pay for everything.

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            • dont fart

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            • First girl: Success in date, fell apart after Second girl: Success in date, fell apart after Third girl: Her response - "No" Yeah, I'm on a roll this year.

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              • Just give her a hug. Not a side hug though, that'll come of as awkward. You certainly don't want to over do it, despite how excited you are (not like that). Pull it off and I'll be proud of you. Succeed where I've failed. I've been friend zoned twice.

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              • No kiss! Why do people kiss so soon!? Everything else though sounds legit.

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              • Give her a present.

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              • I have no prior experience, so take this warning of mine. 1. I take it that both of you agreed upon that movie? 2. I take it that you have acquired/saved up enough money to pay for a night at the movies and smoothie shop? 3. I don't know what to say about holding hands. If she wants to, go for it. 4. I don't think you should bother kissing her, even on the cheek, just yet, though make sure your breath is good beforehand, just in case. 5. If anything, give your date a small kiss on the hand when you first see eachother on Friday. If my British, summer-reading novel has taught me anything, its that one hand-kiss like that is gentlemanly, and may increase her liking for you. Good luck.

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