0 for me. I keep my cash in a separate pocket. Wallet in the back pocket, cash in an undisclosed pocket location.
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Your crotch pocket?
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Yes. Is there any other kind? No. No, there is not.
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>Go to McDonald's >Cute girl at register >"I'll have some McNuggets." >"Certainly, that will be five bu-SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR PANTS?!" >"I'm just taking out the money for the food from my crotch pocket." >I offer her an extra [i][u]tip[/u][/i]. >Get slapped in the face and told to leave by the manager. I never got my McNuggets either.
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Hahaha. But you were just fishing around your McNuggets for money to pay her for their McNuggets.
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It was the perfect time to say "I'm lovin it".
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Haha. Excellent.