[url=http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57586659-504083/luis-briones-n.m-man-drove-drunk-while-having-sex-crashed-hid-behind-cactus-police-say/?google_editors_picks=true]Luis Briones, N.M. man, drove drunk while having sex, crashed, hid behind cactus, police say[/url]
[quote]A 25-year-old New Mexico man, faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with a woman while driving drunk and crashed, ejecting the woman from the vehicle.[/quote]
Now THAT is one hell of a "thanks for the fun-time, now GTFO".
Oh, and trying to drive away while your partner is laying in the street bleeding?
Dick move.
Hiding behind a cactus?
Potential irony.
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I don't know if I should cringe, or laugh.
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Instructions not clear enough. Got dick stuck in ceiling fan.
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1 ReplyI wanna laugh but man... what a dumb ass.
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[quote]Police say he was having sex with a woman while driving drunk and crashed, ejecting the woman from the vehicle.[/quote] The force of him ejaculating was so great that it ejected her off of him and out of the vehicle.
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1 Reply*Takes of sunglasses* Now that 'climaxed' quickly didn't it?
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#multitasking
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Don't have sex and drive kids.
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6 Replieshow do you have sex while driving a car ?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the Unites States of America.
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I'm going to try this, but I'm going to have a deer in the back seat.
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I guess you can say that he's going to be in a... *puts on sunglasses* Prickly situation. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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3 RepliesHave you never gotten road head before? This is just taking it to the next level, like a boss.
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1 Reply[quote] ejecting[/quote] I read that as "ejaculating."
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Edited by AcedannyK: 5/29/2013 7:16:56 PMWhat a total boss. ... ... not.
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One abbreviation: GTA
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This is really depressing, mainly because they lived.
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[quote]Dick move. [/quote] DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO I see what you did there.