You're dangling by a thread hanging over a black hole. There are two buttons in front of you: one red, one blue. Above it there is a sign that reads, "Push the [[i]smudge smudge smudge[/i]] button to get to safety, and push the [[i]smudge smudge smudge[/i]] button to cut the thread." Over in a plane not too far away, you see SecondClass. You see him holding a sign telling you to hit the blue button.
Question: Do you trust SecondClass with your life? Which button do you hit?
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Red button.