So I'm drinking diet Pepsi out of a 2-liter bottle and I happened to put my ear around the opening after swishing it around and I heard magic. ITT: Times when you discovered magic
By the gods OP, what form of sorcery is that?!
OP, I don't want to shock you, but we've been waiting for this day. You are the son of Neptune and must go after your destiny! OT: Sometimes my dreams come true, if that counts.