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Greetings forum goers, you may or may not recognise me in my role as a representative of ONI's inquisitorial branch, but I address you today in this role. More specifically, I am the ward of one Vien Quitonmee of Sangheilios.
We here at ONI have observed the use that he makes of his terminal, which is to access this forum. We have reason to believe that a number of you are, uh, friendly with the creature.
It is with this in mind that we would ask a favour of you: help Vien to name his new Goat. Yesterday we introduced a Goat into the compound where we hold him in captivity, and he killed it. The subject has been experiencing some psychological tumult as a result of his captivity, which is interfering with our studies, but we believe that perhaps enacting this naming ritual will form within the Sangheili a sense of attatchment to the Goat, with the result of the Goat retaining its life, and Vien becoming less lonely and more psychologically stable.
So, forum goers, what would you name this new Goat companion? Vien will select the name he most prefers, and the winner will recieve a small prize.
Note: My own name is not among those to be considered.
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Sputnik the Brave