I like to laugh, so tell all of us your favorite jokes!
Here are some of mine (proud to say I made a few myself):
Did you hear about the artist whose car broke down?
He couldn't make his... Van Gogh
Why did the artist's girlfriend dump him?
He didn't have any Monet
What shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans
Hear about the kid who threw glue all over the floor?
I guess you can say it was a... sticky situation
Energizer Bunny Arrested: Charged with Battery
There are a ton more out there, and as soon as I can think of some, I'll let you know!
Go crazy, Flood! I'll choose a joke that I find hilarious!
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1 ReplyWhat kind of car does an Imouto drive? [spoiler]A Nii-San[/spoiler]
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sorry mate I don't have any.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. knock knock whos there the chicken
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Why did the chicken cross the road...? TOILET! HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *Gets sniped*