Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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"Portable Jerome" "What The Ladies Like" "Molecular Sodomizer" (or sodomiser, whichever you prefer) "SCIENCE" "Really Bad Advice" "Clever Girl" - a shotgun of course "117 Ways To Kill" "Raspy" (makes tiger noises when fired) "Son of a Gun" "Durandal" - its a sword "Fall To This!" - effective against Fallen "David" / "Lumberjacks Metaphorical Chainsaw" - effective against Cabal "Soul Ripper" - headshots do bonus damage to Hive "Oxidation" / "Oxidizer" / "Oxyclean" / "H2O+O2" - effective against Vex I could go on and on and on... "OnandOnandOn..." - automatic with large clip size