Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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1 ReplyBlasto - Pink, 6-barreled pistol? The Shepard - Matte black assault rifle with the signature red and white stripe. The Retirer/Deckard - Badass revolver with LED lights, just like Deckard's. Calm Damager - Sawed-off pump-action shotgun/maybe a handcannon? Something it looks like Jayne would carry. Vera - Scoped assault rifle that fires semi-auto when aimed, automatic when fired from the hip. Leaf on the Wind - Silenced sniper rifle Browncoat - Mal's pistol, basically. Dragonborn - Flamethrower/Incendiary weapon of some sort, maybe with dragon decals Frakker - EMP weapon (EMP rounds, grenades, something that would kill a Cylon) That's all the pop culture references I can think of right now. For original ones: Red Mist - Sniper rifle. Single shot, extremely powerful, bonus headshot damage. Lonely Is The Night - Silenced semi-auto AR/Shotgun Spirit in the Sky - Long-range grenade launcher or rocket launcher Rocket Man - Rocket launcher (duh) Negative Connotation - Brutally powerful rocket and/or grenade launcher Your New Haircut - Slug-firing shotgun, or a sniper rifle Absinthe - Chemical thrower OR assault rifle or LMG that's green, or fires green/radioactive rounds Okay, that's all for now.