Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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1 ReplyYeah, I don't think ridiculous is the way to go with gun names
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The Gift Your Mother Gave Me
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the big bastard the F**KINNG AWESOME GUN MY MOM I PITY YOU FOOLS chuck Norris gun (might be an OP) your mom jokes halo gun your fat dad. thats the guns names i like
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Customer Dissatisfaction.
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Sounds like a Borderlands thing happening here. Would like to see a Speedler rifle <as opposed to a needler>
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Ex"Fifty"caliber
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Edited by Kafuu Chino: 3/30/2013 10:19:26 PMHmm... How about a rocket launcher called [i]Tucker[/i]. *accidental betrayal* "Hey!" "Tucker did it..."
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[url=http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76668598]I'll just leave this here...[/url]
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"Killing You Dead" or "The Hangover Nightmare"
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Fellow Countryman The Ripper Retribution Jarred Monolith
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A janky old lookin gun called "Serf"
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Melon splitter - a hand cannon The before and after - a shotgun Old Yeller - a shotgun Ratta tat tat - a assault rifle Garden fertilizer - a LMG Widow maker - a sniper rifle Wholesale bargain - a rocket launcher Barracuda - a assault rifle My chemistry set - a rocket launcher Flash before bang - a sniper rifle Lead hail - a LMG Thats all I got for right now.
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7 Replies[quote]Whichever one gets DeeJ's approval will be highlighted in the OP.[/quote] What are you talking about?
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Last Crusade Helping Hand All Aboard Daddy's Help Twofer OSOK Every Damn Time You Can't see Me A Higher Sight SURPRISE It goes Everywhere Double Tap Your Ticket End of The Line
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Edited by Froggert: 3/30/2013 5:04:10 PMBip - Pistol Bap - Assault Rifle Bam - Shotgun/Sniper [i]Welcome to Bungie[/i]
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1 ReplyEdited by diggnURgrave: 3/30/2013 6:45:54 PM[i]The Frogblasted Ventcore[/i], this would have to be the hardest weapon grind though.
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All Stops So I can pull it out, naturally.
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The squiggle launcher!
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[i]Boot[/i]
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I have another one: [i]Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991[/i]. For the sake of brevity, it can be shortened to [i]SYMSNNO[/i]. It would be a banana.
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The "What's That Whistling?" sniper.
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The Tiger Man Scarab Gun
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"That Which Powns"
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Edited by wax lips: 3/30/2013 7:16:40 PMBrutal Rooster Mirror/Dash The Rural Juror (say it out loud) The Pen (it's mightier than the sword. A stretch, I know.) Naked Raygun (You know you want to, Sage.) Ezekiel 25:17
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Someone else posted it below: "The Frogblasted Ventcore". I want this.
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Blessed are the Cheesemakers