Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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The Spiker
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"Mew and Mewtwo" When the dual pistols shoot it sounds like "MEW MEW MEW"
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"Abused" and "Amused" Akimbo set
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1 ReplyLead Balloon
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The final countdown. Look both ways. The winter collection.
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2 RepliesKittens-Litter A Politicians peacemaker Friendship is magic Never told him the odds Tell that to my In-laws The, because I felt like it The just screw it and kill it alive The tacky silk wrap The bell of the ball The big broad Croc with butter-cream The Founder of the red bunny The First bathroom with abundant toilet paper The hungry hungry hipster The Crazy Crisper of Colonials Castle The Past of All participants of Peoples party's The Look me in to eyes The bane of blue, but slave of silver The Chicken fryer BURN BABBY BURN The news anchors microphone Buy 1 get 2 free Limited edition back-scratcher When the sun sets and the owls fret The ocean roars and frightens the boars So run into your caves Chucky hunts those who mis-behave
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Edited by NaLo: 3/31/2013 3:51:06 AMOP's mom It would obviously be a very large gun.
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1 ReplyBlasto - Pink, 6-barreled pistol? The Shepard - Matte black assault rifle with the signature red and white stripe. The Retirer/Deckard - Badass revolver with LED lights, just like Deckard's. Calm Damager - Sawed-off pump-action shotgun/maybe a handcannon? Something it looks like Jayne would carry. Vera - Scoped assault rifle that fires semi-auto when aimed, automatic when fired from the hip. Leaf on the Wind - Silenced sniper rifle Browncoat - Mal's pistol, basically. Dragonborn - Flamethrower/Incendiary weapon of some sort, maybe with dragon decals Frakker - EMP weapon (EMP rounds, grenades, something that would kill a Cylon) That's all the pop culture references I can think of right now. For original ones: Red Mist - Sniper rifle. Single shot, extremely powerful, bonus headshot damage. Lonely Is The Night - Silenced semi-auto AR/Shotgun Spirit in the Sky - Long-range grenade launcher or rocket launcher Rocket Man - Rocket launcher (duh) Negative Connotation - Brutally powerful rocket and/or grenade launcher Your New Haircut - Slug-firing shotgun, or a sniper rifle Absinthe - Chemical thrower OR assault rifle or LMG that's green, or fires green/radioactive rounds Okay, that's all for now.
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Kind of a cliche but, BFG. It would probably suit a heavy machine gun.
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Bacon. Description: Everything is better with bacon.
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Lagarta seca
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Edited by externalmemory: 3/31/2013 3:19:29 AMGentle Caress
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Edited by Puma Knight: 3/31/2013 3:13:00 AMBoomstick (because we need more Evil Dead) also Don't Point At Face
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Edited by IPrometheus Vii: 3/31/2013 3:22:42 AM"Two Sticks" - dual pistols "A Rock" - Grenade Launcher "Divine Intervention" - Sniper Dem References.
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"Your Mother's Company"
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The Cheese Grater - LMG Hive Food - Shotgun Fistotron 5000 - Hand Cannon Head Trimmer - Sniper Womanizer - Assault Rifle
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El Bandito Muy Perezoso
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Sweet Home Alablama
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"The 3 Legged Goat." "IWHBYD." "The Force." "Google it." "My Precious." "Hasta la vista, baby." "There is no spoon." "Breeze." "My little friend." "The Cure." "Chum."
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Ling Lings head.
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-Blam!-
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"The Quasar" Quasars are super powerful laser like pillars of gas that shoot out of black holes in the centers of galaxies when the absorb too much at once so you can see the link to a gun. Here the link to google images [spoiler][url]https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS516US516&q=quasar&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44442042,d.eWU&biw=1366&bih=681&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=xYBXUZzlKo6m9gTm-4H4AQ[/url][/spoiler]
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Yoloswaghipster. This is my rifle!
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1 ReplyNarwhal It will always be the Narwhal to me.
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"The Unfibrillator" for some kind of crazy lightning weapon? "The Hope Restored" for some big nasty power weapon you use if you're desperate? "The Momma's Boy;" a homing rocket launcher. "The Tickler." No comment needed. "The Friendly Greeting;" a massive machine gun.
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1 ReplyYeah, I don't think ridiculous is the way to go with gun names