Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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2 RepliesEdited by Kempolazer: 4/2/2013 11:00:09 PMLonginus Funny Joke Go Fish Tweedle Dee Pale Horse Big Pill Discouragement Leviathan James Franco
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Blind Willie McTell Lookin' Out My Back Door Mama Tried Crosstown Traffic When the Levee Breaks
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Space Killer
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Negotiation 2.0
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5 RepliesEdited by Jeshuaaaa: 4/2/2013 4:25:56 PMFor some really rare weapons, the names should be Easter eggs or references: I Would've Been Your Daddy... - Shotgun Cool Story, Bro - Handcannon Folks Need Heroes Hold Me, Baby - Rocket Launcher Monument to All of Your Sins - Badass AR A Belly Full o' Lead - LMG like the Halo 1 AR There HAS to be some Bungie.net references for at least a few weapons like: Porch Day - Shotgun Harrison's Mom - Sniper Rifle The Banhammer - Melee Weapon Hard to be creative at one in the morning... [b]MOAR:[/b] Non Facet Nobis Calcitrare Asinus Tuus (Don't Make Us Kick Your Ass in Latin) The Fate of All Cowardly Fools Unscathed by Sage (Sage Merrill) Zugzwang The Reclaimer Madrigal's Besieger The Food Nipple
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[i]In My Humble Opinion[/i]
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A sniper called- The Vantage Point A hand cannon called- Bass Cannon An lmg called- Not Enough Ammo An assault rifle called- Rapid, Rapid Fire And that's all.
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"Shoot Now, Talk Later"
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Head Melter.
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Ol' Painless
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quiet assassin
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1 ReplyPenetration Nation
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Step 7 or The Seventh Step Either would rule.
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The Banana Masher
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Soffish Launcher
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[i]Au Revoir[/i] - Triple-barrel revolving shotgun.
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ball basher frostbite shredder shoopdiwhoop ima fire'in ma laser cabal capper
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Community Carnage/Septagun: 7-shot revolver.
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Shiver The Enigma Breaker Strela
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1 ReplyEdited by LaKillingFrenzy: 3/30/2013 2:03:37 AMSpleen Cutting Monkey
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One Shot, Two Shot, Three Shot, Four.. My Little Friend Peacemaker 2.0 Darla Bonnie and Clyde This Side Up Brave New World Precision Instrument Pocket Full O' Sunshine You Know You Want To "Bah-Dum" "Tsh" Your Bread and Butter Let's Do That Again Nitro Express Whiplash Vasectomy The Anal Probe
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Get Offa Mah Lawn Opie Waffle Time Pretentiousness Afterparty G.O.A.Timmy
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I like "Jaw of an Ass" or you could call it "Samson".
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Edited by Gr33n: 4/2/2013 2:17:12 PMIf they don't have a gun named "Steak Dinner" I will be disappointed. "Fixed the Spread" might also be appropriate.
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Edited by Ultra: 4/2/2013 1:58:06 PM[i]Dinner Cannon[/i] [i]Our Fatherland[/i]
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1 ReplyI vote for any and all of these names.