Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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6 Replies[b][i]Poop Jaw[/i][/b]
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Edited by Ockeghem: 4/3/2013 8:09:20 PMReferencing the three weapons in the OP pic With alien head under boot... "Say hello to ____________" Pistol: Mr. Sungglebottom SMG: Ms. Fluffleworth Rifle: Lord Thunderpants
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"stargun" "JG1995" "eignue" "nukebomber" "zombsuter" "Darkwater" "MP-4000" "reapingson" "diller" "kanallert" "abe-100" "DSB" "psc" "hund" "lusion" "pykoson" "wusion" "myg" "asparges" "du-ve" "judas" "spason" "elefant"
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The Silent Platypus
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Edited by M37h3w3: 4/3/2013 7:15:51 PM[quote][i]Super Good Advice[/i].[/quote] This gun should be a sniper rifle. That way this phrase can actually be said and have meaning: That [i]Super Good Advice[/i] just blew my mind! I think one gun needs to be named for what it actually does. [i]Throws Little Bits of Metal Really Hard and Fast[/i]
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1 Reply"Keep It Clean" is a must.
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A Man's Best Friend
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Edited by pawncrackers: 4/4/2013 9:12:52 PMThe Nutcracker (Warhammer) The Practical Butterknife (Broad/Longsword, Razor's Edge, etc) Talking Point (Dagger/Sword, etc) Rumbling Penetrator (bow and arrows w/ elemental perks or Sniper Rifle) Buck (Shotgun) Devious Oddball (Flail, scattershot, melee attack/weapon, etc) Dodgy Daring (take your pick!) PFWOR! (Flame Thrower/Flame Grenades, etc) The Juggermaster (Hammer/heavy weapon) Throwbacks: Phoenix Reclaimer 2.0 (Sniper Rifle) Nothing but the Tru7h (Battle Rifle) The Big Floaty Thing (Assault Rifle) SPNK-r (Rocket Launcher) Cool Fusion (Hybrid alien weapon) The Power of 7 The Septicisor (melee)
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2 RepliesPoop-Cannon 69 (Comedy genius I know)
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7 RepliesIWHBYD
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"Citizen Pain" "Conversation up High" "Cat Scratch Fever" "It's full of Stars." "Knee Knob Gnawer."
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1 ReplyEdited by Andreas17Chief: 4/3/2013 10:59:33 AMSeven Sins - seems appropriate for something with seven shots ( in my imagination it's some kind of downsized rocket launcher or grenade launcher. the projectiles might have an arched trajectory, so you can hit behind obstacles [and I like such weapons in games] and they should be not to powerful so the first one would not be able to kill. Like a good mix of the concussion rifle, grenade luncher and the rocket turret [because "we like rockets!"]) could be anything, though. Sting of the scorpion (sniper rifle or revolver) or Scorpion Sting Puma (it's of course more fitting for a vehicle ... people I would love that) 3AT 7H1S (Eat this) - any kind of weapon BOOMSDAY device - explosive answering machine 7 (AM-7) - any kind of weapon
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The Pooper Scooper.
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[i]Key of Unlocking Death[/i] [i]Helping Hand[/i] [i]This is a Gun[/i] [i]The Seventh Column[/i]
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Excalibur Sir Gawain Green Knight Round Table Discussion
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Vera's a Pussy.
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Chuck Norris' Boot
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Coned. When you switch to the weapon your fists will turn into Traffic Cones that deal near instant-death damage oh and they deal 6x more to allies.
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Another could be "The Dirt Nap"
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The Big Stick Diabeetus Lil' Richard The Long Arm of the Law Here, Catch The Procrastinator
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Public Speaking Halitosis
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Manning's Arm(Magnum upgraded or High-powered Shotgun)
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Edited by tchuron: 4/3/2013 2:07:23 AMDevil's Conscience. Bed Time Story Papa's Belt Battlefield Artihmetic Dangerous Passtime Stick's and Stones What's its bucket Untimely Demise Timely Demise (even better) I'm sure I could come up with more but I'm just gonna stop there
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Well now that you asked... Iron Maiden's Consort- Double Barrel Magnum Grave Digger- Plasma Canon/Rocket launcher type weapon The Lore Breaker- light machine gun Se7en Kisses- Shotgun Cake Sauce- smg that fires out... wet plasma?
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I'm surprised nobody has said FUBAR (F'ed Up Beyond All Recognition) it would be a shotgun or some type of launcher
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2 RepliesEdited by Kempolazer: 4/2/2013 11:00:09 PMLonginus Funny Joke Go Fish Tweedle Dee Pale Horse Big Pill Discouragement Leviathan James Franco