Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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the "there's something on your face" "the greifer" "unfortunate news" "no refunds accepted" "check please" "you mad bro?" "tell it to the judge" "keep calm and kill cabal" "makin' it happen" just to name a few i thought of :)
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The Considerator
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Edited by HiFly2010: 4/6/2013 12:54:54 AMJoy Killer - any gun It'll poke your eye out - sniper rife Couldn't hear you - LMG/assault rifle The Holy Hand Grenade... Launcher - grenade launcher Super Loud AND Deadly - Shotgun R.Y.N.O - Rocket launcher
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Party Favor. Think of it with the structure of a shotgun, but the ammunition - when fired, looks as though it's a firework. It's fast, efficient, and abundant with pretty colors.
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The Eye of Horus = Totally BA Sniper Rifle
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Cork Screw The Pain Killer Novacain Lacer Chaser The Book Death Blossom
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Overcompensation.
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Man,some of the names are pretty boring :/ Can you think of something different than previous Bungie games?
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2 RepliesHeadache - (sniper) LuckyPoof - (shotgun) Spiral - (assault rifle) Deepfeel - (pistol) The Sharpest Nose - (smg)
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"Potato"
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A rocket Launcher named "Icky-spot"?
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Potato Canon. It'd be a big ol' launcher, of course. lmbo.
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"Let the sleeping dogs die"
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2 RepliesEdited by Shade858: 4/3/2013 11:02:43 PMI think I read every single name that people have come up with and they are all funny as hell, I started to come up with names myself but then I found them a little farther down the page. The only name I could come up with is "Yin & Yang" they would be like a duel weilding SMG that can be, fused in a way to make a single gun... My idea for it would be when you fused them together they make an over sized AR close to an LMG.... and would have great damage and stuff lol
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2 RepliesEdited by Rider Luke: 4/4/2013 4:59:37 PM"Don't make a promise" "If you know you can't keep it" "Forward unto dawn" "Cairo" "Covenant" "IWHBYD" - (Credit to Bolt Ons23) "A dog beat me over the fence"/ ADBMOTF "Arby" "Chief" "Flood" "I know what the ladies like"/ IKWTLL "Goodeye" "Marty" "Virgil" "ODST" "SPNK-R" - (Credit to Prawncrackers) "Keep it clean" -(Credit to THC Tango) "117" "Tiger"/"Space Tiger"/"Tiger Man" "Scarab" "Blame Stosh" "Urk!" "Serenity" "Foman" "Your mom" "Coned" - (Credit to Dappert) "Splat!" "7" - (Credit to Prawncrackers) "Oni" "Myth" "Forky" "-Blam!-" "Forge" "Johnson" "Hammer" "Anvil" "Foe-hammer" "Firefly" "Animal" "Badassery" That's all for now.
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There'll Be Another Time.
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Priapic Projector
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Spider's Bane
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The Bigger Gun Better Advice Trend setter Little Brother Little Brother's Big Brother
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Edited by Gunny 186: 4/4/2013 3:15:26 AMhere's mine, Lil Sparky Reach out and touch someone Smoke Pole The Undertaker Hard Se7en Mind the gap Offensive Bias can't think of anything else at the moment
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2 RepliesIve got a few Names such as [i] The Lil Ass Kicker[/i], [i]Widowmaker[/i], [i]Ms.Sunshine[/i], [i]Screaming Banshee[/i], [i]3 Legged Goat[/i], [i]Common Sense[/i], [i]Dystopian Prophet[/i], and [i]The Jack of all Trades[/i]
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Slam Dunk ... Slippery Sheckler The G.Raff
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Resistance is Futile - Sniper The Assimilater - Shotgun The Hard Six - Revolver\ Handcannon
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Uneven Elephant
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1 ReplyEdited by BigMartin58: 4/3/2013 6:18:17 AMThe Bungienator - High Powered Weapon The Gun - Extremely Rapid-Fire Assault Rifle The Seventh Column - A High- Powered Weapon The Chief of Masters - An Assault Rilfe Marathon Man - A Rapid-Fire Weapon The Black Widow - A Single Shot weapon with High Damage or Poison Eye of a Hurricane - A Sonic Boom Gun Fate's Destiny - A Gun that creates a Temporary Black Hole and Kills life forms around it (Caution) The Underminer - A Launcher that shoots a drill underground and then comes back up under enemies. Zombie Slayer - A Gun with a chainsaw The Master Bater - A flamethrower Luck of the Trades - A gun that shoots loose items that you pick up at random Jack - An Assault rifle The Party Foul - A gun that ages any enemy by 1000 years The Spark of Guilt - A gun that manipulates an enemy temporarily to fight on your side Blu - Everything about this gun is blue. (Gun, cartridges, bullets, ammo, scope[tinted], reticle, etc.) Bloodgulch - A gun that implodes enemies. (Splatters) That's all I can think of right now.
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6 Replies[b][i]Poop Jaw[/i][/b]