Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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Firecracker Morning Glory
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Firecracker Morning Glory
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Hope it helps! negotiater good cop bad cop Hell's fury Hell spawn Joker Over 9000 laughing coffin It's a Trap! Grunt-Runner M.L.F (My Little Friend) Punisher Pshycopath Bane of The Dead wraith hunter
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The Thane Monolith Infinity Trinity Lonely Road Twin Shadow Foolish Decision The Other Hand Soul mate Hive's Mind A Dancer for Jesters There's a Snake in my Boot Red-0-Zone M27 Halibut AR50 Sledgehammer Step Mother Step Father Step Son Step Daughter Razor Blade Allergy Harlem Shake (I had to sorry) Super Bad Advice Pocket Rocket Dirty Horde No Racism Here Predator Brownie Blondie Right Hand of God Left Hand of Satan Exocollector A Bright Future A Dark Fate A Monotone Day Goliath (Every Greek God's Name) (Every Greek Titan's Name) That's all I got :I hope you like some of them.
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1 ReplyThousand Cuts(shotgun) Sizzler(sniper rifle) U.DEX(smg) Chronic overdose(shotgun) Madman(rifle) Bingo(pistol) bongo(pistol) sleeper(sniper rifle) the Trident(shotgun) alive(rifle) radioactive(smg) ER.donem(rocket launcher) vulcun(pistol) heavy pounder(shotgun) last days(sniper rifle or rifle) corepower(smg) rocker(shotgun) Edens fire(smg)
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"Leviathan" Fires a mini black hole that sucks everything nearby into it.
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"Spada" Soul reaper last note hollow heart the Resurrector red rain
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Love at first sight Once in a lifetime
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Handy companion Change of plans
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Edited by OmegaProtocol: 5/24/2013 7:40:15 PMThese are my ideas (not saying I'm the first to think of them, but I haven't seen any of these elsewhere): I am editing this when I get new ideas: The Energizer (MAC Sniper Rifle) The Grif Shot (Grenade launcher) Y.J.G.S [stands for You Just Got Sarged!] (shotgun) The Law (sci-fi version of the Python) Reason (Minigun, rocket launcher and/or LMG) The Best Laid Plans (mines) Deaf to Heretics (Religion-themed sonic grenades) That which Killed my Conscience (rocket launcher) Pain (combat axe) Retribution (flamethrower) Crime & Punishment (pistol and hammer combo) Redemption (shotgun)
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Edited by reborncorps: 4/14/2013 1:46:53 AMthe Sun-Blazer (Flash Grenade) The Particle Rearranger (some kind of explosive gun) The Blow-Hole (water Gun)
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The ex wife:)
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Viper X(sniper) The ranger(pistol) Nemesis(basuka) particles grenade
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The Chief (Assault Rifle)
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Seraph's Sentiment (Sniper Rifle) Soul Smother (Shotgun) The Phantasmagazzler (Anything with a disorienting affect) Perfect Peashooter (SMG) Cavalier Carbine (Assault Rifle, goes along with the knight theme) Judge (Magnum/Heavy Pistol)
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All i want my weapon to be named is "Body Stopper" a new and improved colt .45 sci-fi pistol. Or a sci-fi .44 magnum called "Uncanny Death".
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pow right in the kisser enlightener cant touch this princess hammer time little sammy little sissy big boy yo mama splinter watch out...to late don't use me cheetah worst weapon put down putty cat treat with care canceled in 1923 to dangerous boom property of bungi I welcome you my little pony 1 shot Larry sexy beast big money like what you see pee pot agree or die don't be on the wrong end the sour puss "amazing weapon" bad pistol my big baby make me proud my right hand man one hit wonder Jessie's girl batman danger don't use chuck Norris's 3rd fist blood shedder I could go on forever with corny names
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One Way Argument
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Hurty Harry
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I can think of many, however I will only give one. " The only conscious I have" works for any shotgun, sniper, pistol, big ass weapons. :D
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The Heartbreak Traffic Jam WMD Pea Shooter The Shepherd What If...? Jumpy-Junkie The Side Arm Money Maker The Big D Relaxed Psycho Karma Walking Cannon I'm Lovin' It Backstabbing Con You Only Launch Once (YOLO) Hotshotgun Doomsday Free Man Holy Downer Cavemen God Farshot Defiant Silence The Welcomer Last Man Standing The Dreadnaught One of a Kind The Reckless Deed
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Say what one more time! (SWOMT)
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From Rusher With Love Noisy Neighbor Napolean's Retreat Baker's Dozen Spitfire Crackerjacker Last Chance Welcome To The Danger Zone This is it? Making Up For Lost Time Compensation
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Trouble In Paradise
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3 RepliesThe little cricket ancient chinese proverb the horse you rode in on sorry for the inconvenience the Bull Shit detector OOPS Friend of a Friend the team killer Durandal Leela's buddy slenderman's bodyguard shaken not stirred marathon runner long range poker reach out... (sniper rifle) ... and touch someone (counterpart shotgun) Swiss dairy craftsmen pincushion (lets face it, every bungie game from here on out will need a needler type thing) secret service sweep the leg ugly mother BLAM! predator (HMG) Pretend prey (OP Pistol)
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getto blaster Jim Beam (beam rifle) Odin's spear Maverick raise the roof bucket kicker big dipper little dipper red rocket more to come