Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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Alpha Dawn
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2 RepliesEdited by Stalwart: 5/22/2013 1:59:11 PMDying Fire (grenade launcher) God's Last Breath (rocket Launcher) DeeJ's First Love (beer tap) Violet Night (sniper) Fate's Harbinger (all purpose rifle) Last Image of Beauty (swirly rainbow launcher) Your Mom (big hammer/mace thingie) Death's First Embrace (shotgun) NOOB HAHAHA (sniper) Dragon's Teeth (SMG) S[i]laughter[/i] Is The Best Medicine (LMG)
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BR AR SMG Shottie sniper Needler Plasma Rifle Carbine Rocket Launcher Splaser Spiker Brute Shot Mauler Plasma Pistol Fuel Rod Cannon Energy Sword Magnum DMR -shiiiit I know I forgot something, but yea, do it up.
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Here comes the boom (pistol/hand cannon/ revolver) The messenger (sniper) Midnight fury (assault rifle)
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The Flupydidler!
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A Sniper Rifle called: [b]Between the Eyes[/b]
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1 Reply"Joan Rivers" Inscription on weapon: "Guaranteed to make your face unrecognizable"
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Edited by The Morskovian: 5/29/2013 5:58:16 AM- No... I Got A Light - Boomstick - Ol' Hickory - Olly Olly Oxen Free - Respect The Donk - Axios
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The -blam!-anizer. Nuff' said
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"Destroyer Of Dumbasses"
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A shoulder-mounted rocket launcher named "Spacedragon Raggamissile" would do me just fine.
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Mr. Jingles. It's a master- crafted rocket launcher and has absolutly destructive powers.
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Rabbitslayer. It's a reference I would really love to find.
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2 RepliesJack the Ripper (pistol) Shiny Toy Gun (pistol) The Harbinger of (submachine) Uber Rail Gun (space sniper rifle) The Multi Tool (pistol with knife/flashlight/lazer sight) The Architect (shot gun) The Right Hand (sniper) ALL of Base (shotgun) Epiphany to Late (sniper)
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Found Waldo (sniper) Deschain (pistol) Don't Point at Face (assault Rifle) Hail to the King/Groovy (shotgun) Big Bang (rocket launcher)
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"The Septageous Trinity" A tripple-barreled shotgun which could be Bungie's signature shotgun. The coulors of it should be black, white and blue and have the Septagon, a Seven and the Bungie logo carved in on each seperate barrel.
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Here is some ideas: Peacemaker (assault rifle) Precision striker (sniper) Close Bump (shotgun) Classic way (pistol) The fall of your dreams (light machine) Ex-wife (rocket luncher) Your First Day In Heel (Ray gun os something like that)
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2 RepliesHere are some of mine: -"Motion Carried" (sniper) -"Is that a gun in your pocket or..." (pistol with a long barrel) -"Smoooth!" (shotgun with glossy white) -"Old Chicago Typewriter" (assault rifle) *reference to the chicago typewrite Thompson gun
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Edited by trevlon606: 5/21/2013 9:52:49 PMslinger Bullet pin Shot-In-The.. umad closed Your mom(JK) To slow kid
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Head On ('cause you apply it directly to the forehead. Get it? Nevermind..)
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Alright so I was coming up with witty names for characters and it could work with just too so here we go... Any gun could be named pacifist so when you kill someone I can yell out "ha you got killed by a pacifist" another could be lag..." You got killed by lag" and then a halo reference guardians (from when you went outside the map) "killed by the guardians" personal favorite is pacifist
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Try looking in Borderlands for good gun names! Some bad ideas: Automated Head Pulverizer (MASHEEN GUN) Single-Target Elimination Device (sniper) Mr. Splosion Man (rocket launcher) Mrs. Splosion Man (Nade launcher) What hit me? (Hand Cannon)
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All of these just seem like names of guns you would find in Borderlands haha
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2 RepliesFirecracker Morning Glory
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Firecracker Morning Glory
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Firecracker Morning Glory