Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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The samoflange!
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Nerf (insert name of corresponding nerf gun) Yup. Be jealous
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Dinosaur Diaper Or Double D for short.
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Edited by PopSkimo: 5/31/2013 2:15:04 AMI've always thought that the name "Unending Leviathan" would make for an amazing weapon name. Perhaps it would have a larger than usual magazine size for it's weapon type as well as an effect that stumbles enemies back a little bit, similar to how in Halo 4, when you got shot while sprinting, your movement is slowed down. Or maybe instead of slowing the enemy down, it'd slow you down but it'd have to have a much, much magazine size than normal.
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I have references of almost any type at the ready for humorous use as a gun name, except for mine because I'm serious business. I suspect Bungie is already doing things like this: "Beauty Mark Acquisition Device" "A Gun That Shoots Swords" "Awokens LOVE Cannons" "To Boldly Shoot What No Man Has Shot Before" "What the Hell Do You Think This Is?" "Bullet-Douken" "Adventure-ending Arrow Gun" "Ancient Spice" "Wookie Makeout Session" "The Guardian Is About to Shoot You" "For When 'They're Everywhere!'" My gun, if I have the privilege, will be named: "The Tearful Farewell".
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"The Hope Reaper"
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the rolf knife. the waffle both swords.
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Is too powerful - Sniper Rifle
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Soulblighter :)
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The Power of the Pack (shotgun)
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Were you planning on surviving?
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Sorry about this
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Hail of Justice
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Thorium round sonic percussion vaporiser.
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Lanvarok
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Dark's Demise
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Anubis jackals
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Trigger fist The elephant tickler Bow down \...wtf Hash tag death Te face transporter I can't feel my torso The toe hammer ;P
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For a one handed revolver-type weapon, such as the one featured in the recent live-action trailer; Achilles' Wrist.
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1 ReplyEdited by Valkitus: 5/29/2013 6:27:35 AMSniper: Silent Pain or Painful Silence
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(Snipers) Trolls End, Gods Bane, Ion Rail
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The Crazzy Sniper.
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Bullet hose
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The Atom Disintegrator
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Gittleboppet
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Alpha Dawn