Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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the Duke MK.44 is a standard weapon with a more of less ordinary name
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'G.M. Last Night' Black handcannon
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Echthros: Greek for shadow
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Or "The Buster Duster" for the revolver
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The JackHammer (LMG)
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"[i]old painless[/i]" the mini-gun
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Judge Bread (Inept)I'm getting too old for this - old
The Judge. It should be a tiny pistol that does virtually no damage. -
1 ReplyThe O'mighty judgement for a shot gun
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Last Call Home Security
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1 Reply"Smile for the flash"
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3 RepliesThe menage a trois
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That one mean guy!
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"wait what?" "Enter Name Here" "super bad advice" (a really crappy pistol)
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"Viewer descretion advised" "Adam splicer" "SURPRISE MOTHA-...!" "Blastronaut" "Death's trombone" "GOCHA BICH!" "The Badadle Rifle" *Armold Swarchzinager voice* (IDK how to spell his last name). "Open house" "HAH!!!
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"Judgement Day"
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"Do Work" LMG
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*Puts on sunglasses* Uranus
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The Legendary Ladder!!!
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"Prepare to meet thy God."-Sniper "Hope your debts are paid up"-Revolver "Bring out your Dead"-????
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The Disco Stick Launcher.
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"Loud and Proud"-LMG or Shotgun "Your Biggest Fan"- Rocket Launcer "If I only had the words"-SMG
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The Beard Grower
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Lolfagtroll I like this name and it should be in destini because science
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The ballbasher
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"9 lives" revolver
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"Black beard" pistol "Get off my lawn" shotgun "Rapid fire fury" smg "Breach the darkness" assault rifle "Brain popper" sniper "Big barrel" rocket launcher