Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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The MASTER
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Shut Up And Get Behind Me, even though it's been renamed, was the best name for a weapon. Ever.
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"Spacial Distortion"- Rocket Launcher
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Shotguns: arrogant loudmouth, peace shredder, blood rage, Silenced snipers : the Whisperer , Echo , Void, Non-existence. Assault : Odin's fury ,Thor's rage, Sodium Chloride, Ect. RPGs: fist of destruction , the Destroyer, and Nukes of anarchy.
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Edited by Rhomulous: 10/11/2013 10:00:21 PMTeabag, grenade Black and Decker, SMG Rug Muncher, shotgun - possibly not! Second wind, rocket launcher Do I not bleed? City bike, assault rifle That which does not kill you, armour? Self denial, shotgun?
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Friendly fire, a rocket with spinning cannons for rapid fire awesomeness. Don't worry it will have a semi auto mode for those not so awesome people.
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The Big Time
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This is stupid.
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"schooled". A yellow exotic shotgun that a fires school bus.
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The guardian Teamkiller with lock on- laser sniper
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Sideways Always Rifle with pistol attachment to shoot around corners
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3 round burst rifle: DING-DONG IN THE DING-DONG!
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"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE" -LMG
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"I'll Make You Famous" - Shotgun "The Chunky Salsa Effect" - Machinegun "White Feather" - Sniper Rifle "The Business End" - Hand Cannon "Population Control" - Rocket Launcher "He Will Knock 4 Times" - Pulse Rifle
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1 Reply"The Filnga Donga Wong" - pistol Damage: 1 Special Perk: all enemies hit with the Flinga Dinga Wong now uses it, you do not lose the gun when this happens.
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Dance Instructor - heavy machine gun Loud and Proud - rocket launcher No Doubt - sniper Over Achiever - shotgun Fast Track - SMG Hidden Friend - pistol
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Mob Justice- Shot gun Seattle Slew- Sniper Rifle, or shot gun Best Friend- hand gun The Spanker- Rocket Launcher, throw back to Marathon's "SpankR." Evil Monkey- machine gun My Temper- flame thrower The Duke- Shot gun Plan B- hand gun All-Nighter, heavy machine gun The Teacher- any melee wep. Anger Management- take your pick I'm out! :-)
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Noir SMG. Dead-end Shotgun. Shatter-point Shotgun. Midnight-dust Handcannon. Divine-embrace Long-rifle. Star-shower HMG. Amaranthine Handcannon. Brimstone Handcannon.
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1 Reply"And I set Fiiirree, to your gave" -Flamethrower
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1 ReplyThe Fertilizer. 15% chance to impregnate your target when hit and slows the target's movement speed by 30%.
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How about "The Bump" in honor of how many bumps this thread has had.
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3 RepliesA rocket launcher called "The Shaft."
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1 ReplyMr. Fusion - pulse rifle Impressively Convenient - shotgun Imagine That - sniper The Insolent One - heavy machine gun or rocket launcher. Ps. The Insolent One was the real name of an actual 17th century European cannon I saw in a museum. Would be epic if bungie used it :).
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"Step aside sir" -shotgun
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"Screw it i'm using this"- Rocket Launcher
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Frontier Justice - Revolver type pistol 3rd Kind - Shotgun Bal Boa - Machine gun Enemy At The Gates - Sniper Rifle (what else?) Chess Instead? - Rocket Launcher