Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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Edited by Squizzlor: 1/8/2014 10:10:52 PMSBD Barking Spider [spoiler]silenced shotgun Revolver[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesBig beautiful woman [spoiler]make it a shoulder mounted Minigun[/spoiler]
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Zsjskdngwjdnekbeg Didn't know what that should mean but it sounds crazy enough.
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Edited by scatamir16: 1/8/2014 7:44:45 PMSammy/ primary weapon
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The same ideas i had in [url=http://www.bungie.net/de/Forum/Post?id=63152775]this thread[/url]. [i]'Scratching your head 'till you bleed'[/i] [i]'Do your work' 'Don't stay up'[/i] [spoiler]My yesterday's evening summarised.[/spoiler] I can make up background stories for these if you want.
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Scull basher(rocket loncher)
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The potato gun of stuff
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[b]Hide-and-seek[/b] - has an airburst effect. [b]Burning Suppository[/b] - Fire effect when attacking from behind. [b]Awkward Silence[/b] - Just sounds cool :p
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[b]Sweeping Doom[/b]-an awesome exotic machine the sprays death [b][/b]
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Deep penetrator
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The erection ender - self explanatory
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1 ReplyRagnorak, the god killer.
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2 RepliesThe Hash Slinging Slasher- any gun
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Spectral legionnaier. Ghostly sniper!
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M-117 can do what ever the crap u want it to
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[b] Missing Link[/b] Rocket launcher [b]Old one-two[/b] Heavy shotgun with a two-shot burst fire rate [b] Dish Washer[/b] A fully auto rifle [b] Thumb Tacks[/b] A LMG with an unusually low fire rate, but has extremely high damage. ([i] last upgrade/skill spot should be an ability to pin enemies to most objects[/i]) [b] Eyes of gamma[/b] An extremely high damaging gamma radiation energy based sniper, that has natural penetration through several ([i] possibly from 4 enemies + 1 solid object up to 3 meters thick[/i]) [b] Mans last stand[/b] A revolver that has increasing fire rate per sequential kill in any given life cycle.
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Shîtmaster 5000. Can shoot shit for days.
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From the Future with Love.
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1 ReplyThe cats meow
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Butt-plunger Cock-blocker The Purple Nerple
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Stormbringer Mournblade God i hope someone Knows what this is from :/
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Muramasa: An "Evil Sword of Legends" shaped like a katana with a skull for a guard and a pure black blade said to steal the souls of those it slays and heal the user but every night it doesn't feed on at least one victim it takes a year of the weilders life
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1 ReplyHow about: Hidden Blade (sniper) The Angry Bull (Rocket Launcher) Holy Benediction (Rare revolver that you need to kill a hard boss for) Saber Cat (Sword "if they feel like adding melee weapons") Plasma Revenge (Revolver) Hell's Little Warrior (Light machine gun) And last but ultimately not least... Come at me bro (High powered Assualt carbine with multiple attachment spots and high power output)
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The squirt gun It shoots acid...
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Edited by Senkokura: 1/7/2014 10:58:22 PMThe Hail Mary: Rocket Launcher that fires upward in an arch and comes down about 30 feet away in an explosion of fire. Dracula: An exotic assault rifle spattered with blood and has teeth like marks on the barrel, with a bayonette that steals health with melee attack, converts 50% of damage to health, ability can only be used once every 20 seconds as to keep fair. Prometheus: "He was punished for giving the world the gift of the sun." Exotic Assault Rifle 36 bullet clip with a sun symbol on each side of the gun, Deals extra damage to enemies that are on fire, final skill "World in flames" will make every first bullet fired from a new magazine explode in a firey aura that sets nearby enemies on fire. (skill will only work after fully empting a clip) Basilisk: Exotic Dark Green Bolt-Action Sniper Rifle with a black snake as a barrel, This weapon has a few upgrade abilities like the Thunderlord, the first being "Snake Trail" where killing an enemy with a critical hit will cause enemies nearby to drop more glimmer and ammo apon death for a limited time. "Venom of Death" Gives the last bullet in each magazine to the ability to poison the one hit by it and take damage over time for 10 seconds. "Shed skin" Allows the weilder to make a decoy of themselves and become invisible for a few seconds when the holder of the weapon prematurely reloads (15% chance of happening, chance increases with the more bullets you fire.) when fully leveled up its final skill "Serpent God" allows the user to pierce enemies with a poisionous bullet first shot from the magazine, penetrating multiple enemies and creating a "Venom line" under the path of the bullet.
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Gamemaster: Not too much damage until it levels up enough, then an exponential increase