So you're sitting at your TV watching Sponge Bob (Spongebob... SpongeBob... idk) and all of the sudden you're transported to a pitch black room with a single table in the middle with a rusty old lamp hanging down on top of it. Behind the table, a man with a raspy voice speaks to you: "On this table there are two buttons. The one on your left will release a virus that will spread itself to every single human being in the world. This virus will evolve everyone it effects into a superpotent, super strong, and extremely intelligent monster. However, it will kill off 3/4ths of the current population, and the people it kills die an extremely slow and painful death. Your family and friends are no exception. On the right is a button that will send you back to your TV show with no recollection of this. You must pick one or else you will be stuck here and tortured for the rest of your life."
What do you choose?
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Right button, without a doubt.