So you're sitting at your TV watching Sponge Bob (Spongebob... SpongeBob... idk) and all of the sudden you're transported to a pitch black room with a single table in the middle with a rusty old lamp hanging down on top of it. Behind the table, a man with a raspy voice speaks to you: "On this table there are two buttons. The one on your left will release a virus that will spread itself to every single human being in the world. This virus will evolve everyone it effects into a superpotent, super strong, and extremely intelligent monster. However, it will kill off 3/4ths of the current population, and the people it kills die an extremely slow and painful death. Your family and friends are no exception. On the right is a button that will send you back to your TV show with no recollection of this. You must pick one or else you will be stuck here and tortured for the rest of your life."
What do you choose?
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Right button 100%. Didn't even neeed to think about it.
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Right button, easily. No chance in hell i'm hitting the left one.
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2 RepliesWell hey, if we all end up like Fawkes from Fallout 3, I've got no problem with that.
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Monster? Nah, I like humans the way we look now.
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Right. "Kill 3/4 of pop or just go back to normal god tier old spongebob"
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*And then top scientists figure out you're the one who killed off about 5 and a quarter billion people, and kill you anyways. I'd want to keep watching Spongebob.
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Know who else thought people should be made better by killing the inferior? Hitler.
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Needs more Blacklight.
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#Prototype2sucked i choose secret option 3: become neo inside the matrix.
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I'd pick the population control option.
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1 ReplyThis has got to be one of the most idiotic fucking threads I have ever seen on this forum. Drink bleach.
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1 ReplyHit the evolution button. Sometimes you have to look out for the betterment of the species. The way things are going now, there are too many of us, and with our numbers, quality is going down, not up. So, if we improve the race, and decrease demands on the environment at the same time? Win-Win. Yes, its a horrible solution. But its a solution nonetheless.
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4 RepliesThat's impossible. Evolution doesn't exist.
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Please return me to Sponge Bob.
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The button that does [quote]This virus will evolve everyone it effects into a superpotent, super strong, and extremely intelligent monster[/quote] that, as long as i get the evolutionary trait x10.
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The right. The other option is plain retarded.
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Right button, without a doubt.
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thats a tough choice OP if i choose option one billions of people die, but.... the rest become to powerful for me to finish off.
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Sponge pls
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1 ReplyUnless the mutations manifest in the sex cells (sperm/egg) they wont be passed on to the next generation. Im not going to cause the worst STD in history.
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6 RepliesKill off 75% of the population and turn the remaining ones into monsters or return to watching spongebob? Yeah I'm going to choose the option that's not pants on head retarded and go back to watching spongebob.
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the one on the right, obviously. gotta get back to watching Spongebob, i might have missed an important plot point.
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The right option obviously.
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A voice like this? I'll press the right button.
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2 RepliesOkay, I don't get the one on the right.
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I have nothing to gain from killing off 3/4ths of the population. Yet. I pick the one on the right.