All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Have you been touched by his noodley appendage? (Seriously, though, we've pretty much exhausted every decent parody for this thread, so cool it)
I would join this if I knew the rules. What is your organizations stance on pesto sauce? Alfredo Sauce? Vodka-Cream sauce? Now, are there sacred meats? Do you condone chicken, sausage, shrimp etc... Now, is eating pasta sacrament or sacrilege?