Did you hear about the new bar Bungie is opening in Seattle? Only a $20 cover to get in, but you'll need to watch a lengthy YouTube video first. And there's a dress code. Men must wear a jacket and purple tie, leather-soled Chelsea boots, and gold-plated cuff links. Women must wear 4-inch heels, black mini skirts, earrings matching their birthstones, and a tanzanite necklace. Ordering drinks will be challenging but super fun! First, customers will stand on their heads, in a circle, for 60 seconds while reciting the Cyrillic alphabet backwards. Then they will need to find six tokens hidden throughout the bar, which then spawns an invisible man who they'll need to melee in the kidney. After performing this whole ritual three times, customers will be granted a 2-second window to approach the bar and attempt to order a drink. They'll probably have to rinse and repeat 12 times before being served, but they'll feel especially satisfied afterwards. Anyone who complains will be mercilessly shamed by snobby patrons from atop their pedestal in the corner (many of whom are sans libation of their own). How long do y'all think this bar will remain in business?