Why every 4th or 5th time I disembark from my Sparrow or Surfboard, do I find myself yelling “Get off! Get off the thing!! GET OFF IT!! GET OFF THE F—“ while I hold the disembark button but my stupid guardian just stays glued to its stupid conveyance?
And why when I need more of something in an activity, do I put on a mod designed to give me more of that exact something in that exact activity but NOTHING changes and I don’t get more of anything?
This has been another episode of Why? WHY?? thank you for joining us and goodnight.
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Don’t you know it’s dangerous to jump from a moving vehicle. Maybe stop and try disembarking safely.