My friend's wife is Italian. They're on vacation through August (visiting her family in Italy, no less) but I can pass the message along in September.
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send a pigeon
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I would but all my pigeons suffer from thalassophobia.
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Understandable; that would be a looong flight. At least they don't have ornithophobia, that would be weird.
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By then, it may just be too late.