I don't speak Italian and even if I did, I'm not a UN translator or a dating service but [i]I am curious[/i]: what happens if she is into you? Clearly you won't be having conversations or anything.
Or equally plausible, what if she's cursing you out in Italian? Would you really want to know?
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If she’s cussing me out in Italian, I’m going to angrily recite the lyrics to happy birthday and she won’t know what I’m saying, but if she goes through the trouble of translating it, she’ll just be confused. Also, we text, but… she randomly sends Italian voice messages to mess with me or cuss me out or flirt or say secret illuminati information—WHO KNOWS??? My curiosity has an appetite and it’s famished.
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You know, those are outstanding answers and now I'm even more curious. Hopefully someone can translate for you and if so, please keep me updated; especially if it goes the 'Happy Birthday' route.
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Update, she’s sent me videos of her face and her cat and I asked her to do a thing with a cat and she did, so she’s real. Now I have to decipher her random audio messages….
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Please don't take this the wrong way but the manner in which you stated "I asked her to do a thing with a cat" really, [i]really[/i] ought to be rephrased. It could easily be misconstrued in so many ways, and most of them aren't good.
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I asked her to touch her cat in a certain place
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It's not getting any better.
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I mean it wasn’t gay, it was a boy cat
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That in no way improves the situation.
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She made the cat very happy, the cat was comfortable, and was not subjected to anything against its will—the cat enjoyed itself very much.
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I'm ending this conversation now.
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At least it lasted longer than the cat