[i]Cue montage![/i]
*Aifos attempts to bribe a random bystander into voting for him, but as soon as they have the money in their hands they sprint out the door without voting*
*Aifos tries to blackmail someone into voting for him, but he accidentally pulls out the wrong incriminating evidence, and incriminates himself, and has to pay the guy off in order for him to not reveal Aifos' secret*
*Aifos tries to put fake tears in his eyes, to score some of those sweet, sweet pity votes, but he accidentally squirts his eyes with lemon juice instead, and runs around the voting hall screaming in pain*
*Aifos pulls out a knife, and tries to threaten someone into voting for him, but the knife slips from his hand, and he accidentally stabs himself in the leg and is now being taken to the hospital*
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time to bust out the alt accounts I guess
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Edited by The First Aifos: 7/2/2024 5:56:22 PMWhy I would never! I may be willing to bribe, blackmail, manipulate, and threaten, but directly interfering with the polls is crossibg a line!
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Agent Vulpes“Don’t throw out my legos…” - AJR - old
*Doesn’t vote because I’m a candidate, but I do feel sorry for Aifos and send them a get well card.* *I return to playing CoD: WWII* -
So you have come so far, and yet still you understand no- Oh, wait, no, actually, not voting since you’re a candidate is good practice actually. Carry on.
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Agent Vulpes“Don’t throw out my legos…” - AJR - old
Y’know, I’m doing better than I thought I would. -
[i]Now you understand the power of BELIEVING IN YOURSELF![/i]
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Edited by Breaking_08: 7/2/2024 2:17:30 AM*depressingly glances in Aifos direction as misfortune befalls him repeatedly* *ponders the possibilities and consequences that shall occur should I vote for Aifos* *votes for Aifos anyway*
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The moral of the story is not to threaten someone with a knife if you have butterfingers, but it is probably okay otherwise!