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Edited by Cobravert: 6/21/2024 2:05:48 PMThe guy who (takes deep breath); - sets out to complete a personal project, only to begin it, require something I did not think about prior that I need to be able to get started, find that thing (tool or appliance) only to see that I needed to move/do/put away something that was next to it, complete that side task and get back to the main task, only to find that I need to move/do/put away something else that is in the midst of my path or something I can get done in "just a minute", taking several minutes because of finding one or two other small side quests that I had intended to do, but didn't and have now completed, to get back to the primary task once again, followed by either finding that I do not have something else that I now need to proceed in the task, thus ending all forward progress until that item is acquired, or make headway only to encounter outside interruptions, then continue back on course, and eventually completing said project and several other things I had did not intend to do at that time, but are now all out of the way and accomplished. Yay. On to the next project. And in all of this, I am usually a great, very organized planner. But, those times are normally reserved for when I am doing something for someone else. I'd send you all Excedrin now for having read that, but I believe that would be illegal to do, so I won't.
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Looking for car keys while holding them. Building something backwards three times in a row. Doing a WWE move off the side of a (very) small cliff into water. Headbanging to the point of neck pain. Shooting a barrel in airsoft and getting hit by my own ricochet. Falling asleep with eyes open.
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5 RepliesEdited by Cultmeister: 6/18/2024 8:47:49 AMDumb enough to stand on the roof in my boxers at 7am contemplating a 10 foot leap into an open window 3 storeys above the ground, but not quite dumb enough to go through with it. I definitely would have made it though.
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The kind that gets bored the moment they start doing the thing they were excited to do all week.
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Edited by Dooodley: 6/20/2024 1:51:23 AMSimilar to drinking I don't like to limit my tomfoolery. I've probably done both - on the same day.
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excepting people on the internet to be reasonable
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The kind of guy who forgets the task he is doing while doing it
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My garden rots because I Care nothing for growing plants and I have no kids because I care nothing for growing those things either.
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The kind who “rides kids toys down the driveway” kind of guy. Not super dumb, but at risk of breaking toy and smashing into pavement so
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1 ReplyWhere’s the doesn’t go to pee before bed and wakes up at 2:49am as a consequence of your prior laziness option?
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Edited by Agent Vulpes: 6/18/2024 4:04:40 AM
Agent Vulpes“Don’t throw out my legos…” - AJR - old
I’m a guy who doesn’t have kids or a garden. I would probably do the first one, though. Or I would look around for my phone while actively having it in my hand. -
2 RepliesI’m the female kind of guy
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A “punched a hole in the door while knocking” guy.
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The "I once rode on the hood of a moving automobile and when it went around a turn, I unfortunately didn't go with it" kind of dumb.
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Definitely the first; less overtly stupid, but when I am, it's a prime opportunity for trolling
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1 ReplyThe “spends fifteen minutes looking for my glasses while wearing them” kind.
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The kind of guy who wanders around the kitchen looking for his cup of coffee for five minutes while also holding a cup of coffee...
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the kind that roams around around aroundaroundaroun