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Edited by Cupid Valentino: 2/1/2023 6:30:40 PM
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Ladies (who am I kidding), Gentlem- Boys, degenerate adults, and Cobravert, I have another tale of my trauma that yall seem to love so much. Yesterday I got punched in the v card. An impressive feat because the individual punching me there was illiterate. It seemed that the only word they could type was virgin. You may be wondering what I did to invoke such an attack, here is the story. On instagram I saw a post urging universities to offer a course in the study of Pete Davidson's "Rizz" (Rizz, noun; the ability to pull hot women with little to no effort. Usage, that man has hella rizz. Origin, appears to be a contraction of Charisma) If you are unaware, Pete Davidson has been getting dumped up the veritable food chain of famous women. Most recently he got dumped by Emily Ratajkowski, previously Kim Kardashian, and Arianna Grande. Students of these affairs have noted that these relationships always happen after the women he gets dumped by, get out of a high profile relationship/break up. Kim and Kanye, Arianna Grande and Mac Miller, Emily with her Actor Husband. These events also seem to have a similar pattern. Pete gets in relationships with these women, the press goes nuts about how cool Pete is and how awesome the relationship is, Pete sends a photo of him and the girl in bed together to her ex (which allegedly lead to the suicide of Mac Miller), and then they break up with rumors of Pete proposing to the girl. Given the similarity of the patterns it has induced people to think that Pete is the PR rebound boyfriend. Famous woman dates Pete to rehab their image in the press after a huge break up, then they dump him with maybe an exchange of funds. Either way his meteoric rise up the food chain is notable. I however think that he is just a rebound PR boyfriend and doesn't actually have game like that. Commenting on the aforementioned post, "w rizz, or just a rebound?" This question was so traumatic that it cause no less than four people to lose their ever living poop and one of those people to go on a virgin typing rampage across two of my IG accounts ultimately tagging my grandmother and little cousin about how much of a virgin I am. Degens and cobravert, It was a hilarious experience. I ended up blocking the guy because he brought my grandmother into it. There is some content. feast.
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