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11/18/2022 5:28:13 PM
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What do the Disciples of the Witness do for Fun??
This is an actual question. What do they do in their normal lives? Are they just endless schemers wanting to kill us? What do they do when they’re bored? These are legitimate questions and I need answers.
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They play Halo 2, for educational purposes.
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Play Minecraft
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Edited by Ferus Lux: 11/30/2022 5:00:07 AMHonestly, they have the most fun and rewarding past time and career any cosmic being could ever hope for. It's literally Saturday night funny prank calls for them. They send their Pyramids throughout the entire universe and don't say a fuk[b]k[/b]in word. They mute their comms while giggling like dorks the moment a Pyramid makes contact with a far off species and from there, they get to talk with big spooky voices and offer power and salvation to them. After they see the species get all wide eyed and start bowing down and praising they all are just hysterically laughing and squirming on the floor watching the species proceed to kill each other and whoever is the best sport about it keeps and pilots the Pyramid and they do it to the next species they find. When the new Disciple asks "so now that I'm rolling with you guys...what is Salvation anyway?" Rhulk just bursts into laughter while the Witness just T poses.
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Vining to their favorite MCR or Evanescence track lmaooo
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Edited by Illuminatis_fedl: 11/22/2022 9:11:14 AMBeing a -blam!- for the witness How is -blam!-* a censored word
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Mate you seen Rhulk’s legs? That man is hitting the gym 24/7
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1 ReplyI bet Nezarec likes to go bowling.
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3 RepliesFootball (soccer)….. or rugby.
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2 RepliesThey’re just spending some casual saturdays nights playing among us. [spoiler]BECAUSE SATURDAY NIGHT IS FOR THE BOYS[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyListen to my chemical romance
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Play destiny. I mean Rhulk very clearly ran all the raids
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1 ReplyThey write fan fiction
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4 RepliesJerk off to Mara in a sock, like the rest of us!
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Monologue about how great their boss is.
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RoyalThigh Highs for Life - old
I literally invited you for Bowling last night, you know damn well what we do. Wanna join us for Dinner though? Apparently Calus brought us something from his collections -
They likely just remain dormant in some kind of deep lull until its time to act. They have a collective hard on for non-existence.
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1 ReplyI reckon the darknesses answer to takeshis castle, the winner is subjected to savathun sitting on their face. Then they all go for a pint in the local dog and duck.
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Edited by Xero: 11/19/2022 2:43:10 PMThey probably resonate with the Darkness (meditate), read "scriptures of The Witness", and paint sweet murals on their inner pyramid walls. All while awaiting any orders from The Witness. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Rhulk was a collector so he probably would walk around his collections.
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Edited by GMDeece7: 11/18/2022 8:49:44 PMThey unite their minds together a battle to the death to prove who’s strongest, by right of sword (I imagine Calus is currently one of the weakest since I don’t believe he has a body).
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Probably hanging out in a pod like Rhulk was when we reached him
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They are head of Marketing for Bungle.
