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9/22/2022 1:35:30 PM
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I Lost in Destiny (Parody of a Parody)

(A parody of Weird Al's "I Lost On Jeopardy", which is a parody of the Greg Kihn Band's "Our Love's in Jeopardy".) I bought this game, to be entertained, So I tried PvP, And I was matched, against a Hunter main, with a 3.0 KD, I was scared, I was clueless, I guess it just wasn't my day, We were losing, by 20 points, So I guess that now I'll have to say-ay-ay I lost in Destiny, baby, Oooooh, I lost in Destiny, baby, Oooooh, Well this guy, he popped his bubble now, It was over Zone B, And they got, the zone advantage now, And went on a killing spree, It was no use, it was over, They dominated the mid, Oh we're givin' up, Daddy Shaxx, Just tell us now how poorly we did, yeah, yeah, I lost in Destiny, baby, Oooooh, I lost in Destiny, baby, Oooooh (That's right, Guardian! You lost! And you know what you get? Another Out of Bounds with a terrible roll! A single umbral engram, and a handful of legendary shards! But that's not all! You also ended that match with a 0.4 KD, making yourself look like a fool in front of your teammates. You don't get to come back tomorrow, you don't even get to carry Lord Saladin's jock strap, you're a complete loser!) I don't know how, I was that bad, I guess I'm just not that skilled, Well I sure hope, the strike playlist, Doesn't let me get so easily killed-illed-illed, I lost in Destiny, baby, Oooooh, I lost in Destiny, baby, Oooooh, I lost in Destiny, baby, Oooooh
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