(A parody of Weird Al's "I Lost On Jeopardy", which is a parody of the Greg Kihn Band's "Our Love's in Jeopardy".)
I bought this game, to be entertained,
So I tried PvP,
And I was matched, against a Hunter main, with a 3.0 KD,
I was scared, I was clueless, I guess it just wasn't my day,
We were losing, by 20 points,
So I guess that now I'll have to say-ay-ay
I lost in Destiny, baby,
Oooooh,
I lost in Destiny, baby,
Oooooh,
Well this guy, he popped his bubble now,
It was over Zone B,
And they got, the zone advantage now,
And went on a killing spree,
It was no use, it was over,
They dominated the mid,
Oh we're givin' up, Daddy Shaxx,
Just tell us now how poorly we did, yeah, yeah,
I lost in Destiny, baby,
Oooooh,
I lost in Destiny, baby,
Oooooh
(That's right, Guardian! You lost! And you know what you get? Another Out of Bounds with a terrible roll! A single umbral engram, and a handful of legendary shards! But that's not all! You also ended that match with a 0.4 KD, making yourself look like a fool in front of your teammates. You don't get to come back tomorrow, you don't even get to carry Lord Saladin's jock strap, you're a complete loser!)
I don't know how, I was that bad,
I guess I'm just not that skilled,
Well I sure hope, the strike playlist,
Doesn't let me get so easily killed-illed-illed,
I lost in Destiny, baby,
Oooooh,
I lost in Destiny, baby,
Oooooh,
I lost in Destiny, baby,
Oooooh
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